Ade Of Onitsha 🙆🏽‍♂️

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[Tope Akinyombo @TopeAkinyombo]

@Mautiin01 @Alpha_Yom

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Hadi Sirika allegedly stole ₦2bn

Mele Kyari allegedly stole ₦210tn

Sadiya Farouq allegedly stole ₦38.7bn + $1.3m

Malami allegedly stole ₦256bn

All these guys are from the North where people are dying from insecurity & poverty

They are supposed to be our representatives

[Ade Of Onitsha 🙆🏽‍♂️ @Original2Water]

Winner

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Please God, let this happen because it would be so f*cking funny.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”

— George Carlin

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Peter Obi is reportedly filing a defamation lawsuit of N5 billion against Kenneth Okonkwo; Really? But he can't take the same action against People's Gazette who he claims reported a doctored audio.

Mind you the reports from People's Gazette is more damag'ng to his reputation.

Can't be serious.

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

They Cried Marginalisation. Tinubu Gave Them a Commission. Their Own Kinsmen Ate N16bn in 16 Months. Now They Still Ask What He Has Done.

For years, the loudest noise from the South-East has been the same refrain: marginalisation, exclusion, abandonment. They said the federal government did not care. They said a commission was the least Nigeria could do.

President Bola Tinubu listened. In July 2024, he signed the South East Development Commission into law. In February 2025, he inaugurated their board. He placed their own sons and daughters in charge. Every single person running that commission is Igbo.

By June 2026, the story was no longer about federal neglect. It was about N16 billion gone. N153 million spent on a single one-room office in Abuja. N2.5 billion classified as "implied expenditure" with no explanation. No roads. No hospitals. No schools. Just receipts and scandals.

Senator Orji Uzor Kalu himself, an Igbo leader, told the Managing Director, Mark Okoye: "This committee is disappointed. Your financial report is completely unacceptable". Senators Enyinnaya Abaribe and Victor Umeh also expressed displeasure. The Senate committee had to get the true figure from the Central Bank of Nigeria because the commission could not be trusted to tell the truth.

Now let us look at what other regions did with their commissions.

The South West Development Commission was established. What did they do? They secured a provisional rail operating licence from the Nigerian Railway Corporation. Not a one-room office. A rail licence. The commission will now connect all six South-West states through a 44-city rail network. They are moving goods, passengers, and the region's economy.

The difference is not money. The South-West is richer and more sought after because they have produced leaders who think, leaders who plan, leaders who execute. The South-West did not beg for a commission and then use it to rent a single room. They took what was given and turned it into a regional rail network.

The North East Development Commission installed N3 billion worth of modern ophthalmic equipment at the Maiduguri Eye Hospital. The Niger Delta Development Commission is completing the 1.2-kilometre Kaa-Ataba Bridge in Rivers State.

Do you see the pattern? Regions that hold their leaders accountable get results. Regions that do not get scandals.

The South-East is not failing because Nigeria hates it. The South-East is failing because those trusted with its future have made a career of blaming others while their own pockets grow fat.

The same people crying marginalisation are still asking what Tinubu has done. He gave you the commission. Your people ran it into the ground. The problem is not Aso Rock. The problem is the people you keep sending to Aso Rock to collect your share.

Fire your leaders. Audit the commission. Recover the money. Then talk about marginalisation.

Until then, the South-West will keep building rails. And you will keep building excuses.

[@MobiusDick @MobiusDick]

There’s no such thing as gods.

It’s 2026.

Curses and superstitions and magic beings in the clouds, just ain’t a thing anymore.

Grow up folks

[Evidence @FreeEvidence]

Why do ibos feel intimidated and oppressed when people freely speak Yoruba?

[Pastor Who @PastorMarvy]

South East Development Commission was established in July 2024, SEDC’s board was inaugurated in February 2025. By 2026, they have mismanaged 16 billion Naira.

Meanwhile their kinsmen are asking what Tinubu has done.

[aka @akafaceUS]

I need to know what that statue did in its past life to deserve this.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Tinubu contributes to about 30% of the problem, the rest falls on the state govts and leaders who by the way occupy federal positions; But we are not ready for this conversation yet.

This is why majority are primarily focused on presidential candidates and pay very little attention to state positions, forgetting that state holds immense power, even at the federal level, enough power to make a president serious.

[Ade Of Onitsha 🙆🏽‍♂️ @Original2Water]

@Gooddlovee Hi

[Chigozirim Emeakayi @GoziconC]

FR. Mbaka has shattered the table

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

The worst woman in internet history

- Bonnie Blue
- real name Tia Emma Billinger
- Divorced her husband at 21
- Quit her boring 9-5 recruitment job
- Rebranded herself as Bonnie Blue
- Slept with 1,057 men in 24 hours
- Targeted 18-19 year old students
- Hosted gangbangs during school leavers’ week
- Offered to pay the winner’s tuition if he made her cum the hardest
- Got banned from OF
- Announced pregnancy after breeding mission with 400 men without being protected
- Said it was fake
- Now posting pregnancy content again for clout
- planning to film gangbang videos while pregnant
- Drinking shots and partying while pregnant

Worst thing she says this is all “female empowerment”

[Emir of Port-Harcourt @WOkene]

“If they want to overthrow Tinubu, it is not by kidnapping our children,, so that the whole Nigeria will be angry against the president.” -

Rev. Fr. Mgbaka

[Ade Of Onitsha 🙆🏽‍♂️ @Original2Water]

@Kingsholz Love you all

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

We also need to tell ourselves the truth in the North.

It’s 2026, our governors should not be sponsoring mass weddings in an era of widespread unemployment, insecurity, and poverty.

What is the logic behind sponsoring mass weddings for grown men who are struggling to support themselves?

Wouldn’t it be more beneficial to help them secure livelihoods before encouraging them to take on the responsibilities of marriage and family life?

[Osas @osazenoo]

Peter Obi has never scolded his Igbo people for killing themselves. He doesn’t have the balls to say it but Soludo has. Soludo is a better presidential candidate from the southeast than Obi. - Mr. Segun