ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐇𝐨𝐰 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠടσ𝓶ҽßσԃყ , @HeWaddledAway_ , ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ͟𝓵͟𝓸͟𝓿͟𝓮 ͟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞ᅠ ᅠ ͟𝒎͟𝒆͟ ᅠ .ᐣ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

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ᅠ ＃𝐃͟𝐈͟𝐂͟𝐊͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐓͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ .ᐟ

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ᅠ h

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

I see my dick every fucking day ! 💢

[⚸ 𝖫ꪱᜒᥣꪱᜒ𝗍𝗁 𝖱౿𝗀ꪱᜒ𐓣ɑ 𝖨ოო𝗈𝗋𝗍ɑᥣꪱᜒડ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ @QueenImmortalis]

When's the last time you ever saw your dick?

[Emmitsu 🎸🍎 ((Commissions Closed)) @Emmitsu_Art]

Show Off 💛💛

( Full NSFW on my Patreon )

#adam #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelAdam

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

You hungry ? Hungry for this dick , AHYO !!

[⚸ 𝖫ꪱᜒᥣꪱᜒ𝗍𝗁 𝖱౿𝗀ꪱᜒ𐓣ɑ 𝖨ოო𝗈𝗋𝗍ɑᥣꪱᜒડ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ @QueenImmortalis]

Feeling peckish. Where's @OriginalDick ?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

things they both went through were things he tried to forget . Slander of any kind will not be tolerated . Especially when being accused of not treating her well when all he did was just that .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

“ Seriously shut it before I make you . ” Growling his words at here . Seriously how long does he have to be near her it’s annoying , she’s annoying . With her dumb words .

Her attempts to shove him failing , he was in the same stop not +

[⚸ 𝖫ꪱᜒᥣꪱᜒ𝗍𝗁 𝖱౿𝗀ꪱᜒ𐓣ɑ 𝖨ოო𝗈𝗋𝗍ɑᥣꪱᜒડ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ @QueenImmortalis]

⠀⠀Lilith had to laugh at that.

❝ Pff hahahahahaha! You went in there thinking not a single soul would one day fight back? That one is on you, fool. No one said sinners couldn't defend themselves. ❞

⠀⠀When did Adam become so strong? It was annoying. Lilith shoved her ex

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

moving .

“ Don’t you dare , unlike you Eve was a far better wife in every way . I treated her with respect even when she betrayed me . You don’t know shit about anything . ”

Eve was a touchy subject for the first man . The +

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

“ Hmmm , I could but I won’t , sorry babe . ”

[𝕴𝖓 𝕲𝕺𝕯'𝕾 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖊 @OrdoSeraphicus]

" you can talk to anyone like this who is not your LEADER. "

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

Ladies first .

[⚸ 𝖫ꪱᜒᥣꪱᜒ𝗍𝗁 𝖱౿𝗀ꪱᜒ𐓣ɑ 𝖨ოო𝗈𝗋𝗍ɑᥣꪱᜒડ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ @QueenImmortalis]

Why don't you go back to being dead?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

His girlfriend is jealous of shampoo bottle , time to fuck the jealousy away .

C:

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

@ashes_deep_ash WAIT—— ARE YOU JEALOUS OF A FUCKINH SHAMPOO BOTTLE ?!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

Leaving his shampoo in @ashes_deep_ash shower .

SHE BETTER NOT USE IT !

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

“ The fuck you looking at Jazz ? ”

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

HE HAS A FUCKING HEADACHE FROM A HANGOVER DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO DUMB RIGHT NOW !

[𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐃𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐊 @BrOkEnWIngss1]

Oh don't mind her drinking that shit like it's water .....

BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING RUDE DOESN'T HE SEE THAT!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

Forgot what a delight she was to be around .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

“ No , shut the fuck up ! That woman Carmilla broke it when she hacked one of MY GIRLS head off ! ”

Meeting her glare with his own . Hands not budging in the least .

“ Threatening me turns me on , you should know . ”

Loosing his grip+

[⚸ 𝖫ꪱᜒᥣꪱᜒ𝗍𝗁 𝖱౿𝗀ꪱᜒ𐓣ɑ 𝖨ოო𝗈𝗋𝗍ɑᥣꪱᜒડ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ @QueenImmortalis]

❝ You are SUCH an idiot. Did you forget our deal? If I could leave, I would have! YOU broke it by attacking my daughter, you fucking idiot! ❞

⠀⠀The Queen gasped as she was pulled towards Adam, glaring up at him.

❝ Unless you wish to die again, keep your hands off me. ❞

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

enough so she could .

“ The man who also fucked Eve and isn’t here ?

Listen babe , I ain’t remember why you are here and honestly I don’t give a fuck but seeing as I’m forced to be in your presence BE FUCKING NICE . ” +

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

Bursting into a laugh . The LED mask glitching out as the laughing becomes manic .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

“ That’s a question you should be asking yourself . Why am I here Alastor ? ”

The deer must have lost his fucking mind to be seeing the first man . The two didn’t have any connection until their fight .

“ Are you fucking going insane ? ”

[𝚁𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 @PentagramStatic]

Eyes darted over towards the direction of the shadowy figure appearing behind them with a growling sound of radio static when speaking out towards them.

"Why are you here?"

Alastor knew damn well the first man was dead and was wondering why they was standing before

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[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

he will be moody the entire meeting .

Does he smell , he didn’t shower and if he does hopefully like last night conquest , what was her name ?!

“ Let’s go slow poke ! ”

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 ᅠ ᅠ 𝐅͟𝐈͟𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᅠ ᅠ @OriginalDick]

“ Whose bright idea was it to have another meeting ? I swear if it’s about those fuckers in hell AGAIN I’m walking right out . ”

Taking the belt and quickly pulling it around his waist . 20 minutes wasn’t long and if he shows up hungry +

[🗡️ ~ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ~ 🗡️ @HEARTINAHEADLCK]

We’ll grab food on the way, we have 20 minutes until another meeting.

( Grabbing his discarded belt that was nearby, casually handing it over like dressing this grown man is a common occurrence to her (it is).

She’s exhausted and Lute’s MORE than ready to shut her brain off. )