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Imagine the conversation.
Villain: "Join me, and we will rule together!"
Hero: "Okay."
Villain: "Wait. Seriously?"
Hero: "Sure. The kingdom's a wreck now, and it sounds easier than fighting. We can start by reestablishing parliament-"
Villain: "There will be no parliament! The citizens answer to ME now!"
Hero: "Hold on. You said we could rule together."
Villain: "Well, I mean... Yes. But the people will answer to US-"
Hero: "If we're working together, *I* want a parliament."
Villain: "Look. Parliament really clashes with my goals here. The citizens must suffer for-"
Hero: "I *like* the citizens, dude. I like the whole kingdom. That's why I was trying to stop you?"
Villain: "I understand that, but you've abandoned your quest and agreed to rule by my side."
Hero: "Yeah, but I didn't like... bump my head and turn into a different person. When did I agree to enslave everybody?"
Villain: "The subjugation of our populace is NOT up for debate."
Hero: "What are you even talking about? We ONLY rule together if I agree with you on everything and never implement my own ideas?"
Villain: "You know, on second thought, maybe this doesn't work."
Hero: "Eh, you tried."
Villain: "Back to Plan A!"
Hero: "Give me your best shot."