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Partner: Are you making something?

Me: Yeah, I’m heating up a pot pie. You’re not having a stroke.

Partner: You know that’s what killed that one guy, right?

Me: What, a pot pie?

Partner: No, you dick. A stroke.

Me: What? I got confused!

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

I forgot how bizarrely funny it was. Only bummer is that I can’t find episodes 9 and 10 online.

But man, it was such a delight being able to revisit what I was able to.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

Introducing my partner to Laser Fart was not on my 2026 bingo card, and I’m so very much here for it.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

I couldn’t understand why so many people tell me I look upset or mad at when I’m really not until I caught my reflection in a window and went “Ah, yeah now I can see it.”

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Now I have a functional fan again and don’t have to worry about not having some sort of air circulation in my room during the summer.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

Sometimes I hate the “I need to take this apart to understand why this isn’t working” compulsion I have because it occasionally means I don’t actually put the thing back together.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

Today wasn’t that day, because I figured out why my fan wasn’t working and don’t have the money to get a new one.

Just turned out that the fan had a bunch of dust and gunk in it.

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As I’m rummaging through my bag to make sure I have everything, my partner goes “You don’t have a badge for where you’re going, do you?” just as I touch my badge.

I giggle, pull it from my bag, and show him my badge. He kind of blinks and goes, “Welp that’s on me for assuming.”

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

I had a beautiful moment of perfect comedic timing happen to me this morning.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

Bonus points if you’re a fan of the show/play AND a theater/studio technician

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

If anyone is familiar with The Show That Goes Wrong (and/or The Play That Goes Wrong adaptation of it) please let me know. I just saw the play tonight and I’m not okay.

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I’ve been a fan for years and it was better than I ever imagined it to be. I feel so fortunate that not only did it come back to Seattle again after the venue it’s at season’s closed, but I had the means and capacity to able to see it.

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I’m also really proud of myself with what I made tonight because my partner couldn’t stop telling me how good the pasta tasted.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

My partner talked me through making a dairy free creamy chicken, mushroom, and spinach pasta dish tonight. I’m happy he did, cause I suddenly feel able to help take over making more meals for us.

[jz like the rapper but not @OriginalSkins]

He’s such an amazing cook, and something I’m trying to do is actually experiment more making food, and he’s made me actually want to cook more intricate dishes.

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Dear Body,

You’re a jerk for reminding me that I have organs that I don’t want anymore. Thanks to you, I am definitely going to be starting the process to fix that.

No Love,

Me

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Also was able to learn that the CPAP machine I thought I had to return was actually mine. So that’s cool.

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With the help of my partner, I have been able to actually get blood drawn to check my testosterone levels so I don’t have to worry about my doctor bugging me about it

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I got a gaming headset for myself in an attempt to give myself a more submerse experience. I used it all of one time before giving it to my partner as an eu Christmas gift. He’s been using it a ton since getting it and it’s been the cutest thing to watch him game and chat.