The Original Timmy Chan

Hecho en Pasadena | Coog Fan | Father | Widower
Been this way forever, don't see a point in changing now.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

I hadn't seen hummingbirds at our house in a few years. They showed up this year right after my wife passed away (last month).

My wife wasn't as delicate as these little birds but she beat her wings just as fast. I love seeing her come back for a visit. This was her today.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@azsnowman1992 @WHNCoogs @WiLLi909 @CFBPlayoff @UHCougarFB All we can do right now is see where things fall out as the weeks go on. Keep winning and we'll both keep moving up.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@azsnowman1992 @WHNCoogs @WiLLi909 @CFBPlayoff @UHCougarFB Yes.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@therealutahutes @UnderdogCFB @UHBig12

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@realMikeLindell 1. You're an idiot.

2. Take a look at Brazos County (Bryan-College Station) results. They voted AGAINST Paxton but FOR every other Republican on the ballot. Paxton wasn't just disliked, he was reviled.

3. You're an idiot.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@HtownSportsChad @Joseph_Duarte Big 12 is easily the second best conference in the country.

We should have 3 teams in, unless one or all of UH, BYU and Tech crap the bed.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

New favorite EZ Band song

[EZ Band @ezbandofficial]

¿Mike Jones cantando con una banda norteña? 🤠😂

Agarramos su voz de “Back Then”, unas escenas de su video original y las juntamos con nuestra versión en cumbia norteña. 🪗

281-330-8004 🗣

#MikeJones #BackThen #Houston #EZBand #Norteño

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@ezbandofficial This is scientific proof that Houston is an advanced civilization.

The rest of the world may never catch up.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@Updawg21 It's better after you start building up a callus on your backside.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@Updawg21 What did you use before the bidet? I guess toilet paper is an option if you're in the 1%, but the rest of us use corn cobs.

And if your arm is broken, you nail a corn cob to a stick.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@evan7257 Use this free study guide:

https://t.co/qTf5G0aa46

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@Lion_MBB @etamuniversity @AP_Top25

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@Updawg21 What? Nobody told you about the "corn cob and broomstick" method?!?

[Sam Karas @sammiecarrots]

Tens of thousands of people who "bothered trying to file paperwork" are currently being held in immigration detention indefinitely without bond for the crime of ... showing up to their scheduled hearings

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@jaybsauceda Good answer!

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@SidKhurana3607 Spelled it wrong.

It's spelled Pasa-gitdown-dena.

Pronounced just like it's spelled.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@DietsPollos @JonRothstein You're thinking of the other football game.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

@PNav57 Ew.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

Makes you feel like you need to move but also causes difficulty moving. Diabolical.

[The Original Timmy Chan @OriginalTimmyC]

Holy shit! "These are not all the side effects"