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@CalltoActivism yes.

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@WestMarinFeed That's a Western Silverback Elongated Tribble.

.Obviously.

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So,... past tense of "Tweet" is "Twat" right ?

Fun coincidence : that's exactly what I've called @elonmusk for years.

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@willchamberlain OR...maybe they just wanted someone who could find Pennsylvania on a map...
OR .... someone who won't attempt to scam sick and dying people for personal profit....

...so hard to say really...

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@willchamberlain Awwww,...It was mostly folks deciding they wanted dumb stuff like: honesty & integrity, over which guy could say words the fastest atm.

But don't let this get you down!
I'm sure there's snake oil pill you can order from Oz RIGHT NOW for just 98 easy payments of $19.99 / mo.

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@elonmusk To independent thinkers:

This is how you should think.

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@elonmusk @bennyjohnson @kathygriffin .Cool.
Can we suspend you for being petty AF?

[Lea Ferellec ☄️ @LFerellec_Astro]

I've been told I should tweet about my first-authored paper coming out but **not in a boring way** so here goes:

🔥A TARGETED SEARCH FOR MAIN BELT COMETS🔥
now on arXiv: https://t.co/t5Fwsb3q0C
1/4

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@jaredkushner Monsters can have grandkids.
What's your point?

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@elonmusk OK - Fine.
I'll give you $8 / mo.

...if you pay your fucking taxes - you useless entitled fuck.

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Hey so, quick logistics question for #GOP members who plan to cut #SSDI:

Where *exactly* are you gonna stack all the dead bodies?

...You do know you can't just leave them rotting anywhere.

They're people, ....not your morals.

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@RonFilipkowski Mehmet Oz is a parasite who feeds on the suffering of the sick & disabled.

Herschel Walker is just so stupid you almost forget how dishonest he is.

Lauren Boebert is an terrorist minded opportunist.

* Kari though, is the most dangerous.
She is a charismatic & calculated liar.

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@HOUmanReporter Depends,.. How racist is that head of lettuce?

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@ninaturner @elonmusk That's an exceedingly silly question.

There is not a single molecule in Elon's entire body that is, (or has ever been) interested in leveling ANY playing fields,... for anyone,... ever, ...(not including himself of course).

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@ilovenostalgia That is where you keep your drugs after getting your film developed.

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@elonmusk @michaelmalice @washingtonpost .Nonsense.

I hate all my billionaires equally.

Differently,... but equally.

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@AmadorBatten @wendy_resists That is not true at all.

He makes an excellent fly perch.

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@ofctimallen Sure!

...if you don't understand math or science.

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@ResBitchFace @grahamallen Technically speaking, there are many (many) hundreds of millions.

They are all just variations of the same thing.

Imaginary friends for adults who can't, (or don't want to) confront the more difficult aspects of reality, life, and death.

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@BanashKelly @grahamallen I ask this everyday about all religions.