Orion

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[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

It was quickly forgotten.

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’ earned $12.8M on its domestic opening weekend.

• Budget was $80M

• One of the worst openings ever for DreamWorks

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@NerdAthleticz I can’t for the life of me figure out what was “obtuse” ?

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

Stik playing Link’s Awakening w/o Chat GPT

[stiktweets🎮 @stiktweets78]

I'm really enjoying my time with Zelda Links Awakening but man some of the puzzles are obtuse, had to use Chat GPT like a million times 😂

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@rawsalerts Lmao

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

It’s OK.

Neither do we.

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Dakota Johnson on ‘MADAME WEB’:

“I don’t remember that movie.”

(Via: https://t.co/DhtilvzgUF)

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@Black_Hole_9000 @Pirat_Nation

[きゃなさん (KYANA SUN) @game_yk_hml_310]

New Cover!🥁
The Journey Begins on Mt. Fuji Road
'Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon'
ゴエモンネオ桃山幕府のおどりより「ふじやま道中は旅のはじまり」にドラムを合わせました🥁🍑
Full movie on YouTube, Pls check✨
https://t.co/cMby7aDH10

#Goemon #N64 #drums #cover #gamemusic #vgm

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@BoundaryBreak Experiencing EarthBound as a kid in the ‘90s was a gift. There was genuinely nothing quite like it and the sheer surprise of such heavy subject matter was almost too much for my mind to handle.

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

>You just got home from school
>Toss your backpack in the corner
>Enter the password you scribbled onto a page of the games instruction manual
>Total bliss

[videogame music daily br @music_videogame]

Gravity Beetle - Mega Man X3

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

It’s safe to assume Forgotten Island is being propped up by “critics” the same way Mixtape was.

Thankfully, audiences speak with their wallets, and no amount of checks clearing can change that.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Joel Crawford and Januel Mercado have directed two of the top 5 highest-rated DreamWorks movies ever:

Forgotten Island - 95%
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish - 95%

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@NostalgiaYZ These could only exist in a high trust society

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@NerdAthleticz Yup. This era was as organic and wholesome as it was ever going to get. We’ll never get another experience as sincere ever again.

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

>No unskippable ads
>Upload anything you want
>No AI
>Creator scene was too new for “farming”
>Community of creators did it for the love of the craft

It was only downhill after 2014

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Here is what YouTube looked like in 2006.

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

MKWii was free to play online by default out of the box. Its insane popularity provided an endless supply of scrubs to yeet.

Insanely vast course catalogue completely wrecks double dash.

Retro stages maintain their retro cosmetics and original music.

Wii is loaded with advanced tactics and saucy shortcuts.

Double dash is too straight forward. QOL is ass. Courses too short. No tricks. Not enough advanced tactics.

I promise you that the people praising double dash will play it for five minutes then turn it off quickly after coming to their senses.

[Orion @OrionKentaurus]

@elonmusk @laureentrent @ABC @DOGE Perhaps there may be hope after all

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@ABC Even this alone makes @DOGE worth it