Nera.

| Arsenal | Gor Mahia | Orlando Pie-rats | Kano not Nigeria.

[La🤎 @Lai_luuu]

Adam Sandler’s movies are far better than Kevin Harts. Let’s not do this.

[Nera. @Oriso_]

Senator, Idwa nyemo?

[Nera. @Oriso_]

Kioo si ni mia moja? Literally.

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Urembo gharama mamae. Kuna mamba anaeza nunua kioo, 5600 Singaporean dollars kweli?

[Nera. @Oriso_]

Why is he then joining forces with people who teargased Raila in 2013/17/23 😂

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Edwin Sifuna: Wakati mimi bado nimejawa na majonzi, naambiwa leta passport yako wewe ndiye utaleta Raila. Nimejikuta kwa ndege na watu ambao ni nzige. Wale ambao walikuwa wanamuandama Raila Odinga wakati huo wote, ndio mliniona nilikuwa nalia machozi, kwa sababu nikiangalia sioni marafiki wa Raila. Siku gani Murkomen alikuwa rafiki wa Raila? Kama sijawahi lia kwa maisha yangu, hiyo ndege nililia sawasawa

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

They will never have waist beads to get job in an Oil company, Gas or Tech.
No beads to get shares and stocks in Tesla, Google or Nvidia.

No waist beads to become secretary of United nations or OPEC

Always beads to get gifts from men.
Such a useless product

[Léa🐞🚜🛟 @sex_pervert]

Bill Clinton went home to this every day and still decided to cheat

[Robbie Semple @SempleJnr]

That’s a fucking jabulani

[Nera. @Oriso_]

@Adhiambo_Mercy Kasin. Bi Madh soda

[Nera. @Oriso_]

Tofauti Yako na Morara Kebaso ni ati Ako na furniture business. Otherwise all of you are conmen

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ku argue na mimi mambo ya kuku ni kama ku argue na Methu mambo ya Waru.

[Sam @MindOfSamue]

Funniest headline ever 😭

[buzor @buzor042_]

If you're a Ronaldo fan in Enugu please come ogbete market come beat thief.

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Kule rumande wamepata mwimbaji hodari, hakuna kuboeka mamae

[Newton @Biggnewton]

“Cucurella isn’t a Real Madrid player yet. FIFA recognizes him as a Chelsea player.”

But when Gordon gave two assists you run claim am😂

[Greg Double @Dubstep1988]

Frank Lampard better have a bloody good alibi.

[Unforseen Circumstances @keneabraham]

“choir”

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸 @mitchollo]

you start dating a girl and her birthday is in two days.

[kaeto @kaaetoo]

Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats.

Messi also led in most penalties missed

[Tunde Young @realtundeyoung]

Thomas Muller and Diego Forlan both scored a goal each in the third place game of the 2010 World Cup between Germany and Uruguay.
They both ended the tournament with 5 goals each.
Muller’s goal clinched him the Golden Boot while Forlan’s was enough for the Golden Ball.
This has never been a problem. These things somehow only come up when Messi is involved!

[Puchi @PuchiDei]

Estados unidos literalmente unas horas antes de atacar a otro país

[TWO TERTY @TwoTerty1_]

Ronaldo has just 24 more goals to reach 1000 goals?

Make he finish first. Messi fans go explain to us why 470 players have the world cup