Orla Heavey

Orla/Irish/23 I am obsessed with coffee, cross eyed cats and my crazy dog. Don't take anything I say on here seriously. Snapchat: heavyoral

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

My son just bitch slapped me because I wouldn’t open the bottle of calpol. I never thought addiction would reach our front door but here it is

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/NnF4sMGnA4 via @Change

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

Somebody get me to a goddamn Japanese restaurant before I lose my shit 😭😭😊

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

1st August 2019

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

2 nights in a row now I’ve cried because I want a yasai bento from the Japanese in limerick. Pregnancy is fun 👌

[butters @yung_butters]

british people be having sex like:

mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

I just had to use a jug of water to have a full body shower. I’m honestly living my best life right now

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

@dustycupboard Oops that was me, sorry

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

22nd April 2019

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

@ConYurt I heard the calling and I returned

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

My son just bitch slapped me because I wouldn’t open the bottle of calpol. I never thought addiction would reach our front door but here it is

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

Researching toddler rehab facilities now

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

At least it’s calpol and not the “hard stuff” (neurofen)

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

The allure of what’s pure, organic, and a product of Mother Ea... More for Cancer https://t.co/Fp4olR70qV

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

@dustycupboard @Robert01328975 Robert ran away

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

Forgot about Twitter for a while there. But then my son smeared shit all over himself and me and I thought “who would wanna know about this”. So here I am

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

@dustycupboard I volunteer! I’ll be your sugar daddy 😜😜😜

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

@dustycupboard This would ONLY happen to you 😂😂😂😂

[Orla Heavey @OrlaHeavy]

You cannot help but look around for a guarantee. You are not e... More for Cancer https://t.co/Fp4olR70qV