Orlando

Professional Time Waster, Author and French Enthusiast

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Genuinely this hurt to watch. Distressing.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Take a look inside a refreshed Carrington, where Ruben's reinvigorated Reds strive for success 📈🔴

[DW Sports @dw_sports]

Penalty stop 🧤
Early red card 🟥
Disallowed goals ❌
Unreal saves 🚫
Last-minute close calls 😱

One of the most entertaining games of football this year 🔥🍿

120 minutes couldn't separate France and Germany. Onto penalties we go 🥵⚔️

#WEURO2025 #FRAGER

[Stromae @Stromae]

What an amazing end to the year🥲 the amount of love surrounding that song is absolutely crazy and we couldn’t thank you enough for this. It’s unreal!
Wishing everyone a peaceful year. Take care 🤍  thanks @wandakunpls for the artwork

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴🏅 Casemiro confirms he gave his FA Cup medal to Malacia:
“He hadn't played a single game that season, and he didn't want to climb the steps. There was no medal for him, so I gave him mine”.

“We need him, he’s part of the team. We love him and he needs love”.

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

Mind fucking blown #ArcaneSeason2

[Netflix @netflix]

Open your eyes. Arcane Season 2 Act I is NOW PLAYING.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's done.

Bem-vindo ao Manchester United, Ruben Amorim 🇵🇹🤝🔴

#MUFC

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

Bi jo eigentli kein FCB fan, aber bi somene meisterwerk chani eifach nöd widerstoh

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

Yeeeeees!!! Get him iiiinnnn #MUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United are set to pay €10m exit clause for Rúben Amorim to become new manager, here we go!

Sporting confirm formal communication received from #MUFC for Amorim to be appointed.

Amorim has already said yes to Man Utd proposal and project.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United are set to pay €10m exit clause for Rúben Amorim to become new manager, here we go!

Sporting confirm formal communication received from #MUFC for Amorim to be appointed.

Amorim has already said yes to Man Utd proposal and project.

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🔴 Understand the most important contract details between Ruben #Amorim and Manchester United have already been agreed upon. Only a few details remain. A complete agreement is therefore not an obstacle ✔️

▫️Negotiations between the clubs are now underway #MUFC

▫️Important: Amorim would move to Man United immediately, but he is not putting any internal pressure on @SportingCP out of respect. He will only make the move if all sides find a reasonable solution. Sporting especially need to find a suitable successor!

@SkySportDE 🇵🇹

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

“I have fallen and risen a thousand times, and this time, it’s the moment to stop and hang my boots up with my final game winning a trophy at Wembley”.

Raphael Varane 🏆❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Manuel Ugarte to Manchester United, here we go! Deal sealed between clubs after personal terms agreed in July.

€50m fixed fee plus €10m add-ons will be the final package.

Ugarte will travel to Manchester as he ONLY wanted United… and United only wanted him.

Done. ✅🇺🇾

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨⚪️🔴 TURNAROUND and DONE DEAL | Deniz #Undav will join @VfB on permanent deal ✔️

Understand the agreement with Brighton is done. Transfer fee: €30m with possible bonus payments included.

He will sign a contract at least until 2027 as per @georgemoissidis.

@_dennisbayer | @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

@Man_uelAlder 1. YB
2. Servette
3. FC St.Gallen
4. FC Basel
5. FC Lugano
6. FC Zürich
7. FC Luzern
8. FC Winterthur
9. GC
10. FC Sion
11. Lausanne
12. Yverdon

I gses leider momentan echt nöd dass wer anders de Titel holt, loh mi i dem punkt aber sehr gern vom gegeteil überzüüge

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

@Man_uelAlder Noch de verlängerig muesch eig fast scho de schmid neh

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🔴 Have spoken to Rasmus Højlund for Sky | #MUFC:

🔻Ten Hag staying: „Very happy. He’s a very good coach!“

🔻Ambition next season: „Score even more goals!“

🔻De Ligt: „Good defender!“

@SkySportDE 🇩🇰

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

Kobbie Mainoo masterclass loading...
#ENGSLO

[Orlando @OrlandoGAfonso]

D Rumänie Hymne jo en hidden banger
#RomâniaUkraine