First Lady Unicorn

#FilledWithPride #lionsneverhuntalone

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

I love brunch. I absolutely hate brunch wait times #hangry

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

My coworker just tried to put a METAL thermos in the microwave. So that's how my day is starting

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OCLionsFan_tv we still need to brunch

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

We stayed out til 10:43 tonight. What a wild fucking night #fridaynight #partyanimals

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

Things I should have brought to Denver #1 : a jacket

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OrlandoUnicorn @OCLionsFan_tv it's basically all vodka. So I can think he cares

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

My flights delayed. I'm slightly drunk. Just realized I forgot a book. Im completely bored and @OrlandoUnicorn is having none of my shit 😩

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OCLionsFan_tv @OrlandoUnicorn thanks buddy!

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OCLionsFan_tv @OrlandoUnicorn im not against that at all

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OCLionsFan_tv half way happy for you, half way like "yeah yeah whoopie for you 😒"

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OCLionsFan_tv 5 more hours til I leave work early though :)

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@OCLionsFan_tv WAIT THATS 7 MORE HOURS FOR ME THEN. FUUUUUCK

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

5 more hours til take off. I need a fast forward button ⏩

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@Codydejavu I'll take it

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

@Codydejavu

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

If you start a sentence with "You need to.." In reference to my wedding and are not my groom, I will ignore your next words. #dontneednuthin

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

Dear lady. Don't call your daughter a diva inside a Publix while wearing sunglasses and stilettos

[First Lady Unicorn @OrlandoLadycorn]

Maybe today I'll find more scallops than the number of beers I drink. Maybe not.