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why did love island have the same visual identity as icarly

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that one guy during the writing of the constitution: yeah and no white jeans after labor day

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Guy who eats 8 spiders on January 1st just to “get ahead of it”

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People really made not liking the word “moist” their whole personality in 2015

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Seltzer just gay water

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@hello__caitlin Thought this was liquid death flavored pop tarts at first

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Sarah Obsessica Parker

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They’re gentrifying Roku City.
#rokucity #gentrification #comedy

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@joerussotweets You owe it all to them 🙏🏼

[ScreenCraft @screencrafting]

Congratulations to the finalists of the 2024 ScreenCraft Short Film Screenplay Competition!

@alex_seltzer @orlylewittes @JoshWeeks_ @thatjasonrice @juliamorizawa @adamtbailey @zoeambullock

View the list:
https://t.co/hKGccxIM4I

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@realDonaldTrump you are so ugly