OrnateBeardThings

Just a 30 year old, living in the UK, following my fave fetishs

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@piggy1627 Hi

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@majorbombs I need to be your computer chair

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@fardpubbyboi Fuckk, I'd love to be tied down to suffer this

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@GassyJay_ Thanks man, still haven't shed any lbs haha

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Feeling fat

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@Onegassyfather @OAlots1 Had a blast (pun intended) I'm sure you'd cause some damage too

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@Onegassyfather @OAlots1 I'm gassed out, was a challenge haha

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@majorbombs Major bombs butt smells like a toilet

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@Falphat1992 Good job I'm Welsh then

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@majorbombs You know I'd do that

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@majorbombs Please no, your morning gas is the worst

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@majorbombs 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍

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@majorbombs I'd give it a good go

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@majorbombs I volunteer as tribute

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@wizfartbane Perfection

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@majorbombs Me?

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@majorbombs Fuckk

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@majorbombs I wish I was in new York

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My dream guy? Lactose intolerant or has IBS. Yep.

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RETWEET TO GET THIS MESSAGE IN YOUR DMS!

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@majorbombs Yours?