Navonod the Wizard

From Ice-boy to Ice-man // Ramp Rat // Gaylord Gorilla // Dock Soup

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@TheKingCraig Meow.meow

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Hey @GordonRamsay, my friend baked a Shrek onion cake. What do you think?

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2019 - Year of the rApToR 🦖

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@davidschram426 @PoemStudios Buzzkill and very lame move by lucasfilm!

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A latte a day

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Titles I've had:
-Hero of Canton
-Best Dragon
-King of Cookie

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Every morning on my drive to work there's a car passing over the same spot on this bridge.

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At work:

"Tower, copy? Truck 420 is lit."

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Nil Chill

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“Why is Santa on a fuckin’ kayak?”

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death to all bloods

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Merry Cripmas.

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playing waterfall...name a state....pause...”upstate New York.”

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You like zebra cakes? Go fuck yoself. You like honeybuns? Go fuck yoself. You like donuts? Go fuck yoself.

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I’m an adult, helpppp meeeee!

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Pre, Early, Mid, Late, Post Malone

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"I'm gettin woofed over here!"

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Just your friendly neighborhood sociopath

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They don't call me "Don's Always Right" for nothing. I know how to McPick em