Andrés

Alto y flaco.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Donde apuestan los boludos : la bolsa, bitcoin, el merval..

Donde timbean los hombres : la liga africana de fútbol de cabezas

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

"Why did they stop cheering for me the moment I reached the top?" I asked the master. He nodded. "Your fans loved the part of you they saw in themselves," the master replied. "They've been underdogs their whole life; they simply cannot imagine themselves as champions."

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@leotrazom Rip

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

Entre poeta y poceta solo hay una letra de diferencia.

¿Coincidencia?

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@SilvxBexts Ya van casi 10 años que salió el grupo de melee donde no se habla de melee y sólo se ha vuelto más y más relevante. Definitivamente merecía un jueves podcast de aniversario

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@SilvxBexts F

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

Increíble como una publicidad de limpiador de pocetas pudo tener tanto impacto cultural en Venezuela.

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@yourewrongabout Nice episode but bruh...

You guys know you can turn off push notifications and also block gmail accounts? (i. e. stop receiving spam from that company you gave your gmail to 4 years ago)

[GC @ANARURE]

Buenos días, el papá de un amigo la está pasando difícil y necesita ayuda. Cualquier granito de arena suma 🙏🙏

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@tokyoroll2 me convertí en lo que queria destruir. F

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

Creo que "mmwbo responde" es la frase que mas he escrito en el whatsapp. Maldita gente que se tarda mil horas en responder.

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

Out of all my bad habits, the one I never expected to be punished was my addiction to crystal meth.

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

Mi seudónimo de escritor será Jefferson Gutierritos.

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@IwriteOK Bro when you gonna do a BTB episode on Hugo Chávez?

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@farmalacra Twittea #freemelee es lo ques mmwbo

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@farmalacra Odiosito

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

I used to be a very firm believer in the Anti-Christ until I learned about Jesus. And honestly, boys, Jesus seems like a no-brainer. If you haven't already, give him a like or a follow. And, heck, if you like what he has to say, check out his OnlyFans account.

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@farmalacra Noooooooooo

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

A big fear of mine is realizing too late that I’ve spent the best years of my life grinding a video game that won’t pay the bills and doesn't make me happy. My greatest fear, though, is that people won’t be ready to handle my schmovement for at least another decade.

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@JohelConH llora pue

[Andrés @OrnitoAndres]

@trufelman Loved the Articles of Interest series, although I disagreed with the conclusion. A second season would be great tho