Leaf

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it!

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

Salutations, Internet-Dwellers. I'm @/LeafGreenTweets. Funny story... I, euh. Yeah, I forgot the passwords related to that acct. [1/-]

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

I'll even take 50 Shades of Grey at this point... Just read something different. https://t.co/yVdPC43a0u

[gay mafia 🏳️‍🌈 @dykemadden]

I'm literally begging y'all to read another book

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

Shit's faker than a cheap hooker's tits. https://t.co/c8qOxSk6hJ

[Kukuruyo 🇪🇦 @kukuruyo]

Is this legit? #GamerGate

[Christina Hoff Sommers @CHSommers]

Dear Women's March: She murdered two college students in 1970--then concealed her murder conviction from US immigration. Find better allies. https://t.co/9FizmYe4wZ

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

Congratulations. You just sudoku'd your own studio. https://t.co/U7Ou96NjUf

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

@Imaconsumer I thought you were a consumer.

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

TotalBiscuit? Moar liek IckieCookie, amirite? https://t.co/PbFrQuxgGm

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

Gamergate stood side by side with NotYourShield. There was even a lot, and I do mean A LOT, of overlap. You know nothing, Black Thorn. https://t.co/IQYEoC880s

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

If we're going to tar & feather everyone who makes a mistake, we're going to run out of tar & feather & people to tar & feather.

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

> Ridiculing people who obviously know better than you, because you can't handle the fact that you lost the argument. https://t.co/PvcASWNmIv

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

Serving up on my feed all the white men coming in to explain campus sexual assault for me. Oh boy 🤔

[🐱ri-Warui @oleivarrudi]

So, they changed Shaloub from a big spider to a sexy lady in shadow of mordor 2

but they changed her into a middle aged dude for TV's Monk

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

You're talking about the people who have been villifying the police for yonks. They'd rather Judge & Sentence them via the Kangaroo Court. https://t.co/GpRevuo49I

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

@nickmon1112 Hey now. As we've established over the years, all you need is an arts degree. Then you can do anything!

Poorly... but still.

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

@JessicaValenti Men and women are equal in every way, you filthy sexist.

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

I wonder how @Fired4Truth feels seeing his destractors rally against Lord of the Flies because men & women aren't the same all of a sudden.

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

Being against Marxism is now "being alt-right"

Yo, Shane... Congrats on your new job at The Onion. https://t.co/nT6uPz6Cch

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

@peterdaou This is your casual reminder that Clinton stole the candidacy through cronyism, and corruption.

Incompetent asshole > Criminal

[Leaf @OrphanThwack]

@MEdwardsVA @king_ruckus That, and potentially boinking his sister.