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And if I could take only as much as I needed, I would take everything you had. He/they.

[e! @ethxooo]

i spoke with mitch mcconnell this morning and he said he wants sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I’m so fiercely anti nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend lest I look back on it too fondly

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

Pizza >>> leeches in your urethra

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Gay minion who prefers the fragrant subtlety of the asian pear to its peers garish banana

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

fast car by tracy chapman came on at the pride party and suddenly ain’t shit funny because i remember when we were driving . driving in your car speeding so fast felt like i was drunk

[clarissa 🐡 @mrworldwidest]

eating in my car on my break but they didn’t give me a fork and this is no joke the only one i have in here

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

Can’t go to a Phoebe bridgers show because phone is not allowed.

Cant go to a hardcore show because wearing a Banana costume is not allowed.

And now I can’t go to Noah Kahan show because pooping isn’t allowed.

Should I give up on my dreams of attending a live music concert?

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

When I was a Baby the first words I said were Please Kill me Now

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

How it feels to do bits with someone you really like

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That love is not enough

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i wish the members of the donner party could have heard Dancing On My Own

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

When you break one of your Imaginary Rules that have No Actual Consequences so you Lowkey just gotta blow your shit Smoov Off😂

[Neryssa 💙 @itsneryssa]

The return of this banger

[mary oliver’s evil twin @mitenkabutgirl]

my ideal relationship is the one in which we ask each other questions for the rest of our lives

[sue @harlivymaclay]

REWATCHING NEW MOON RISING ONCE AGAIN TO SEE THAT FUGLY MAN GET DUMPED FOR TARA

[Mag Gabbert @mag_gabbert]

AND NOW we close out the week with this favorite Maggie Smith poem

[devi @gutsbian]

what the hell is wrong with olivia rodrigo and why the hell is the same thing wrong with me

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

"So what's your take"
"Your veins should be filled with Phyrexian oil and your bones should be replaced with rebar"
"100% disagree"