Jennifer

i’m the mom friend.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Toby Keith.

American legend.

[¿ @01000010t1]

plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[sarah | leviticus pilled @ROZAN0V_81]

me in quarantine showing off my dog to the lecturer during online classes

[johnny nightingale @rxaivier]

let that bbq sauce go.

[Royalty In The Rough @yellowbonemama]

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

[Tony Starch @_CakeBawse]

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

[AJ Terry @KingKoldd]

Me explaining to my kid that all their uncles and aunts are just my old friends who been loyal since day one

[Hoe Say @jmontoya2014]

Definitely one of the funniest videos i ever seen. #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade

[Fei 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @yuangandfeided]

The right way to do brunch 🍾🥂

[Jennifer @OrsakCheyenne]

@FerrellKiker @BarstoolTXST Two years at the village and I still never figured it out 😂

[not jacob martinez @notjacobhaha]

“She said you were mean to her” I fucking was and I’ll do it again