Hayden R

Dad, Dolphin Trainer, Speaks 5 Languages - also only tells the truth 33% of the time.

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@TheTrueVanguard Brother, she’s just Pavlov’d you into giving fair warning so she can close whatever she’s doom scrolling on TicTok, Etsy, or cute family outfit she’s currently perusing. Speaking from experience.

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

Wives only want one thing and it's disgusting...

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

Boys, cook for your wives, they're out here having bags of crisps for lunch...

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@KyleBlessing Make sure you cover yourself in House Urnine to mask your approach and set down decoy houses as to not arouse suspicion. Happy hunting!

[dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer]

Roses are red,
Drugs are illegal,

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@amahnke How dare you share your unsolicited opinion about them directly after they shared their unsolicited opinion about you... The absolute gall...

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

4yo "koffing because he coughs on people, and weezing because he wees on people, right?"

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@A_dmg04 No Feelings 2.0?

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

To the girl in 17E on NZ441 who refuses to put her phone on flight mode, your Jamie Kay purchase can wait until we're not 39,000 feet in the air @FlyAirNZ

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@JoeyAllMight @SirDimetrious Just so we're clear here, are you saying taking out interest bearing debt against a depreciating asset, is greater than, outright owning a depreciating asset?

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

On the moon, GameStop buys you PS5 🚀🚀🚀 #GME

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@AnnabelleTD90

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@legoleflash I tried to write this 5 times, it's not one "thing" - its kind of the perfect storm... all I can distill it down to is, fun. Of course this is my perception due to never jumping in queue.

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

3am...trying to sleep
Brain:

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

My favorite part of cooking for her is the "thats good... wait, yeah really good" that second wave gets 'er every time!

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@KyleBlessing This has very chaotic Maynard vibes bless

[SnugglieMonkey @SnugglieMonkey]

These kids in NZ have started making these keyrings! I really think @MrFruitYT needs an orange one!

https://t.co/T1wR4f6SeI

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@BlessiousPlays Monday in NZ Mr Bless - thanks for being so internationally considerate 😉

[Hayden R @Orsomosaurus]

@shanemadej