alexandra orta

I sing a lot

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there. I by far have the best 🤷🏻‍♀️

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

Apparently “the vibes are off” isn’t a good enough excuse to be sent home early from work

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

I just paid a lady $100 to clean up the dog poop in my back yard.. y’all when I say I went into the wrong profession I mean it

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

You think the Lions got the guy they wanted? Look how pumped they are.

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

#NewProfilePic

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

Okay but the Mighty Mac is gorgeous

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

If you can’t sing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs with me than I don’t want it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

He is risen! Happy Easter

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

This is by far one of my favorite Bible stories

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

#verseoftheday #inspirational #thankyoujesus 🙏🙏🙏

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

RIP to my paycheck

[America First - tyrannide resistere @Therealbp65]

Biden Will Announce $4 Trillion Infrastructure Plan With Massive Tax Hikes

Their plan won’t work. 😕 https://t.co/vqvopcir1Z

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

When states start requiring a vaccine passport.

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

Okay I get the satan shoes are bad but like “call me by your name” actually slaps

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

I love making people who already hate me hate me even more. Out here living my best life 🤷🏻‍♀️

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

Okay 😂😂😂

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

😂😂😂

[Joshua Flippo @JFlippo1327]

Michigan Sec. of State Broke Election Law with Absentee Ballot Order.

Color me shocked!!
A Democrat broke the law!!

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

The Founders didn’t gather on a humid July day in 1776 - eloquently telling King George to piss off and risking death by hanging in the process - so that 245 years later, Joe Biden could give you permission to gather with friends and commemorate the occasion.

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

Here’s a hard truth about tough breeds as well as dogs from other breeds with strong, willful, dominant personalities: either you step up and meet them where they’re at, or you step aside. Shut up and train your dogs or step aside 🤷🏻‍♀️

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

I believe in personal choice. If you want to get the vaccine: Go for it. Good luck! But I refuse to be bullied by unhealthy people who don't take care of themselves & watch too much TV.

I can think of a thousand things I want besides a synthetic mRNA injection made by Pfizer.

[alexandra orta @OrtaLexi]

When everyone in the US literally hates each other but now we can bond about hating the English Monarchy together