Lauren Ortega

I'm a fictional private detective invented by the imagination of Simon Wood and Robert Pratten. Nothing I say or do is real... but you can pretend that it is.

[Lauren Ortega @OrtegaPI]

Roswell City Councilman accused of sex crimes, resigns - San Francisco Chronicle: Roswell City Coun... https://t.co/98JRtjiS7F #lowlifes

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Missouri man says past crimes shouldn't factor in trial - San Francisco Chronicle: Missouri man say... https://t.co/2Cr9njJ3u2 #lowlifes

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SF city attorney condemns state's bail cash system - SFGate: SFGateSF city attorney condemns state'... https://t.co/UvNvUSDxIa #lowlifes

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Federal Prosecutor Kathryn Haun On How Criminals Use Bitcoin -- And How She Catches Them - Forbes: ... https://t.co/45VKPhGkve #lowlifes

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Feds targeted adoptee from South Korea because of crimes - San Francisco Chronicle: San Francisco C... https://t.co/VOaXZQOzUO #lowlifes

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SF man shot to death in Fairfield - SFGate - SFGate: SFGateSF man shot to death in Fairfield - SFGa... https://t.co/CDZz4J5I1b #lowlifes

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San Francisco attorney fatally shot in El Cerrito - East Bay Times - East Bay Times: East Bay Times... https://t.co/iSuGyCQhiG #lowlifes

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Car thefts among most common crimes in Lexington - San Francisco Chronicle: Car thefts among most c... https://t.co/RGoBipKlJW #lowlifes

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Stores in Mexico's Zihuatanejo resort close to protest crime - San Francisco Chronicle: Stores in M... https://t.co/Sj0G0q1D1A #lowlifes

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San Francisco lawyer fatally shot on front porch of his El Cerrito home - East Bay Times: East Bay ... https://t.co/20VASrlqJY #lowlifes

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Tesla Vandalised In 'Most San Francisco Crime Ever' - Gizmodo Australia: Gizmodo AustraliaTesla Van... https://t.co/MsJUhDzbRF #lowlifes

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Tesla Vandalised in "Most San Francisco Crime Ever" - Gizmodo UK: Tesla Vandalised in "Most San Fra... https://t.co/vRmxxgiSS8 #lowlifes

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Tesla defaced 'in most San Francisco crime ever' - SFGate: SFGateTesla defaced 'in most San Francis... https://t.co/zZC2KHQToh #lowlifes

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Gay candidate calls vandalism of Waterloo home a hate crime - San Francisco Chronicle: Gay candidat... https://t.co/JZQSZOkXhb #lowlifes

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Tesla Vandalized in 'Most San Francisco Crime Ever' - Gizmodo: GizmodoTesla Vandalized in 'Most San... https://t.co/yHIcMJ8RNx #lowlifes

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Tech Is Ruthless: Someone Vandalized a Tesla With Its Stock Price - Inverse: InverseTech Is Ruthles... https://t.co/2n3ZW7cZGu #lowlifes

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Mayor doesn't waste any time vetoing Yee's crime legislation - San Francisco Chronicle: San Francis... https://t.co/mUMzPlGNbk #lowlifes

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Police: Oklahoma man wanted for violent crimes had hit list - San Francisco Chronicle: Police: Okla... https://t.co/ads6Q0kfTt #lowlifes

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Car theft suspect shot, CHP officer injured in San Francisco - SFGate: SFGateCar theft suspect shot... https://t.co/3JfH1egLEd #lowlifes

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How pop culture's cops turned on their communities - Washington Post: How pop culture's cops turned... https://t.co/984o2ke3qU #lowlifes