Dylan Ortego

Chronic Hater
He/They

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

So I generally wear my mask everywhere for concern for public health. However, there are a few friends that I visit frequently enough that we don't even think about it when seeing each other. These close friends are who are really important in this trying time, The Infectibles

[SR moky @moky_dokie]

the new strokes album is fucking heat people are tripping

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

Damn…

Also I should watch The Fall again

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

@sleepyserenade People really live your dream job while you sit in the office

So happy for you or whatever

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the ‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ sequel.

The film is titled ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’

[joe bro @jbromovies]

The rest of chainsaw man is just this

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

Coworker was excited to show me a generated cartoon image of her 4 year old grandchild and every synapse in my brain snapped at the same time trying to keep smiling

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

My brother just sent me an AI generated video of our dog

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

We’re not meant to live like this bro we are not

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

Lanterns fans were so back

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Happy Anniversary to John Stewart; I can’t wait for you to see Aaron Pierre play him in Lanterns on HBO.

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

Watched an insane movie today :)

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

THE FALL (2006)
Cinematography by Colin Watkinson
Directed by Tarsem Singh

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

Fakest outrage ever, imagine walking up to a kid and telling him he's playing pretend wrong

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

I’m sorry but “that’s violent chess” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard someone call football

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Taylor Swift addresses why she hasn’t headlined the Super Bowl halftime show yet:

“I’m in love with a guy who does that sport on that actual field. That’s violent chess. That is dangerous. The whole season I’m locked in on what that man is doing on the field. Can you imagine? He’s out there every single week putting his life on the line, and I’m like, ‘I’m wondering what my choreo should be… I should do two verses of ‘Shake It Off’ into ‘Blank Space’ into ‘Cruel Summer’, would be great.’ This has nothing to do with Travis; he would think this is great. I’m too locked in.”

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

Undefeated against father in law in fantasy

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[Dylan Ortego @OrtegoDylan]

Having to help a partner at work setup a printer at his second vacation home while I’m struggling to get a mortgage

[kev @AwestruckVox]

I waited 15 years for a Tron Legacy follow up just for it to be setup as the biggest piece of dogshit conceived by man

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jared Leto does an Akira slide on a lightcycle in ‘TRON: ARES’

#SDCC

[⚜️ @imsoshive_]

It is time

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

They’ll tweet this then give Bill Clinton a prime time speaking slot at the 2028 Democratic National Convention

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽