Matt Ortile

or-TEE-lay 🇵🇭 Author of THE GROOM WILL KEEP HIS NAME. Editor @cntraveler. As seen in @esquire, @catapultstory, @buzzfeednews, etc.

[Matt Ortile @ortile]

@TrulyTafakari @blackquisition well done!!!!! 👏🏽

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I don't think men have to dress in any particular way, but if you have a lot of closet space, you can build a large wardrobe around dressing like the Polo Bear.

[nicknotes @nicknotes2]

"I mean, all my friends know I’m kinky as hell," congressional candidate Chris Gallant told the NY Times yesterday. "I make Christian Grey look like amateur hour."
The out gay Black Hawk helicopter pilot has no regrets about resurfaced old BDSM photos.
https://t.co/sTimtIyoIm

[andy b. @andybowers_]

This is actually how normal people approach sensitive matters, btw.

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

What a stranger says when you try to talk to them in the pokecenter

[Raoul Villeroy // Althiron @RaoulVDG]

Je ne sais pas qui est le génie qui a fait ça dans la ligne 12 mais c'est Top 10 des vannes que j'ai vu/entendu dans ma vie.
Et c'est pas 10e.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

still here!

[Jay Kurahashi-Sofue 🔺 @jayks]

it's true, these brooklyn teachers are seriously dripped out in issey miyake

[Ilan Gabet @Ilangabet]

On est quand même sur l’un des lycées les plus bourgeois de Paris.

Les jeunes du Lycée Henri IV rejoignent ceux de Louis Le Grand et les étudiants de la Sorbonne pour partir vers République.

[Kovie Biakolo @koviebiakolo]

The opening of the Museum of West African Art (MOWAA) was interrupted by protesters last year. Even before, its announcement collided w/ reconciling precolonial history w/ postcolonial nations, art and culture preservation, and money. I wrote about it all. https://t.co/RU98K4dBgB

[Ali @AJ_F612]

God this is so good

[freia @freialobo]

a well executed red eye is indistinguishable from teleportation

[Blick Winkel@LLFes15⁉️(H. Anthony Israel) @blockwonkel]

I will travel across Japan
Searching far and wide
To go every Famima and
Purchase socks inside

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed

[CH @chertz]

evil twinks used to win pulitzer prizes, now they complain about chicken tender theft and do amyl nitrate dancing

[Matt Ortile @ortile]

@MikelleStreet Oooh is it one of his own designs??

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Silicon Valley people talking to their AI chatbot

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

one of the funniest things about the Pope's AI stance is he became very vocal AFTER meeting the Anthropic guys. imagine how odious you need to be to for the POPE to be disgusted by you

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[David Grimmett @TheDGrimmett]

Cameron Diaz scrolling through videos on Twitter