*World Cup starts*
France : We have Mbappe , Dembele and Olise
Argentina : We have Messi
Norway : We have erling haaland
Other countries : Tactics, total football, and advanced football knowledge
The subplot on Brazilian Twitter :
MINECRAFT JAVA EDITION IS FINALLY GETTING EASY MULTIPLAYER SUPPORT!! And a friends list!!
Easy access to play with your friends is easily the biggest thing that bedrock edition does better than java!
fuckin sorcerers scare the shit outta me man. no staff no orb no tome, not even a wand. I asked one if she got her arcane wisdom from a pact with a higher being or perhaps through song, she genuinely looked me in the eyes and said it was because her great grandad fucked a dragon
!!! NEW DOORMAN STRATEGY !!!
During laning phase, doorman can "hit the tyler" in which you draw all enemy aggro away from your teammate, allowing them to easily clear waves while they focus you
3yo does this thing now when we’re leaving a playground etc where he acts willing to leave, but then starts walking backwards with eyes wide, saying “it’s pulling me back! It’s pulling me back!” Great bit. Didn’t know he was capable of bits yet.