Overheard at ORU

DM quotes you hear around ORU. If I like ur quote, I’ll tweet it

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“Pentecostal preachers think that yelling is a personality trait”

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“I had a dream where someone prayed for me and I got a million dollars in my bank account then I bought a car”

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“So you’re saying there’s no ethics when it comes to toilet paper?”

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“Covid restrictions are gone and I’m ready to freakin party”

[Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall]

Telling my roommate about my date last night 😏

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Downtown Indianapolis:
Drunk man: “Did you guys just drive up here for the game?”
ORU students: “Yea?”
Drunk man: “So what would happen if your team loses?”
ORU students: “We’d just drive back.”
Drunk man: “Let’s go!” *high fives*

[Overheard at ORU @OruOverheard]

“Max Abmas has done as much for this school as Mart Green!...alright maybe not quite but he’s done a lot”

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“Did you guys get deodorant in your sex ed class too?

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“I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. What the hell happens at the home games?!”

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“That orange dot holds a new meaning during finals week”

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*sees a tavern burger in a to-go box*
“Is that saga? Wait, no. That looks way too real to be saga”

[Overheard at ORU @OruOverheard]

“We could talk for a long time about robot love” -Dr. Halsmer

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“I’m pretty good at charming older women”

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“I’d like to move to China as soon as possible”

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“So if I attend a wedding on zoom...do I need to dress nice?”

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“I came here to learn about menstrual cycles and then they’re teaching me about DNA?!?”

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“If billy picked up that saxophone and started playing, I would’ve lost my mind”

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“I’m not looking forward to Tenet, I feel like it’s gonna make me think too hard”
“What do you like? Pixar??”

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*taking temperature* “Let’s see how low you are. 88, why am I even doing this?” -lower lot security guard

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“I have to make up a cult idea for a psych class”
“Do one about a cult that forces people to wear pants to class and keep their masks on all the time”