𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

Vivamus, Moriendum Est.

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

@Victorokeke_ Congratulations Ugo 🥳

[Hameedah Orimadegun @orishameedah]

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[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

😑

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world.

Voice note received 6:47am

Dad: (sound of kettle in background)
Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way.

Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note)

Me: (it is 6:47am)

Me: (sends voice note back)

Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again.

Voice note received 6:51am

Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye.

Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am)

Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

[bisoye @AbisoyeOmotosho]

This guy was the most dangerous out of all of them.

He pointed a gun at me and kept threatening me like my life meant nothing. He’s the same one that hit me with the gun, shocked my body, beat me, and even slapped me from behind when I didn’t see it coming.

Out of everyone there, he was the most aggressive. The most dangerous.

He needs to be stopped!!! He is evil!!!

@PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

There’s powerbank

[Joker🃏 @Mr_Uganto]

@Munalozy @Osaetiin catch your sub

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

[Ifeoluwa🌱 @trueerudite]

Mandem will land high-paying jobs and then abandon LinkedIn lmao.

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

Amazon is fond of doing this. No feedback at all, it’s total BS.

[Michael Oluwashegzy @oluwashegzyy]

I won’t forget how I entered the final stage of Amazon’s interview.

On the last day of my interview? I was interviewed by five people for eight hours in one day. Started at 8am ended at 9pm or so

I didn’t get the job and I didn’t get any reasons why.

This life ehn

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

@camachoswife Not available in my region

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

Badagry ke 🤣🤣🤣

[UGO & The Big Steppers @UGOOOTWEETS]

If you’re lost In Lagos, find your way to badagry.

If you’re lost in Abuja, find your way to Guzape.

If you’re lost in Uyo, find your way to Oron.

If you’re lost in Owerri, find your way to Futo.

If you’re lost in Enugu, find your way to emene.

If you’re lost in illorin, forget it.

[FK @kfortzx]

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet

[Edu Royale @edu_royale]

I finnished this portrait! Oils on canvas. Sold.

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

This new Millennial lecturers crack me up on tiktok 🤣🤣

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

Omo we be dey buy Lyrics book that year sha.

[Perliks @perlikspictures]

At the end of the day, nobody knows how hard you hustle for your goals, how lonely you feel at times, how much sleep you lose, or the daily pressures you face.
That's why you have to remember to do it for yourself, whatever that thing is.

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

Peace

[IG:STOKESSISS @stokessis]

Signs that you’re in a good neighborhood 👀

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

I miss the days when we play Temple Run….

Mini Militia too, boys gathering around to play games……

[Daddy Faith @fbi_initials]

My mum’s whatsapp status. She goes about posting 10, 20 pictures and there is hardly anyone that is clear. The pictures often appear as though someone keeps shaking her hand while taking the pictures. Yet, she posts them. I love how she is not aware that the pictures are not great. To her, they are great and that is all that matters. That’s where I want her to keep living. I laugh a lot at her captions too. Tell me why someone will post a picture and caption it as follows: “Happy Sunday from iya alayo in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen”. I really don’t know but these things make me laugh a lot.

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

@JemirinJJJ Brooo 🤣🤣🤣

[𝙊𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙨 @Osaetiin]

Someone viewed your profile. Find out who.

Me: Proceeds to subscribe for the month.

App: No view throughout the month 😭😂😂