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Yes its true, I came before the chicken and the egg.

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Guantanamo Hay

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What the fuck has happened to MTV

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I know my way around a tato too

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I know my way around a peeler

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@JTorday everyone has a weakness, mine is ISIS

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All hail Nick Cage

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Warm vitamins

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@PipIlsley @CoIlegefessions @DoltYourseIf that's because it is me

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@PipIlsley nah she jus playin

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Mood:

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@StimuIating @MyDickIsCalled @matt_fynn

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Britians got talent is trolling on a nationwide scale

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Happy Birthday Biggie x

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Hatdags

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@theafinn That episode is soo good!! Ive only reached super-stardom once... but it was crazy

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DJ STANK DADDY?

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@theafinn he's my one and only idol

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@emmaburgess75 bit late

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@PipIlsley avocado's are fucking manky