Stanely Oseko

Writer. Phone Repairs. Inquiries 0700594765

[$¥dn£¥ @Oseko_17]

Everything ilikuwa reversible nothing gets uninstalled but only disabled ...setps ziko hapo kwa README under 'Restoring your TV' kwa hio repo ya githini23...set TV_HOST to your tv's IP and run tools/restore.sh with the list ulitumia.

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@Kamau266 Boys uko na lawyer😂😂😂😂

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The agent said 'let me make a plan first' before touching my code... Never been so respected by software

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@rigyoguda Mea 😂😂

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@rigyoguda Tecno receiving stray bullets 😂

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@noah_muhindi

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@rigyoguda Good morning nduguu

[L.A Rawk @Shush_Larawk]

It’s genuinely fascinating how the modern human mind works….😂🤞🏾

Instead of IMMEDIATELY pausing the machine and trying to salvage the AirPod’s, she was like, lemme leave them in there for a bit longer, So I can take a video and ask people on the net if they can be saved😂😂

[acce @accekid]

When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+

[Chris Kim Story Teller @KimaruChrispus]

After getting sober, I visited shagz. I noticed my small ka niece following me everywhere... Eventually she told me "Cúcú alisema wewe na Mwai mtaiba vitu niwaangalie 🥵".
I had to convince her I was not stealing any more and I will never shout when drunk again 🤣 . Woi stigma

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

"Babe nataka kuenda kuona auntie yangu anataka kuhama so amesema niende nimsadie kupanga vitu kwa nyumba but neza rudi late" Nimemwambia uyo jamaa unataka kuenda na yeye date leo ubaki tu uko,smh.

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

Bellies disgust me😂😂

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Tuonyeshe matiti hizi paragraphs za Kisenge andikia Yegon

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

They just promoted one of my wildest and most cheeky friends to 'discipline master' at the school he teaches. Nimecheka all morning.

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Message za kuachwa WhatsApp huwa zinaingia ata kama data ziko off

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Sawa our very own kimende based standards bureaus

[key•mushjr @keymushh]

Hizo video za warui sina haraka nazo, najuwa nitapatana nazo very soon huku chudai twitter..

[MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango]

This is going to be my third attempt at building a successful business and this time it's personal. Over the years I’ve travelled across Lamu, Pemba, Zanzibar, Malindi and Mombasa, I've met incredible makers: carpenters, wood carvers and the mothers of the Lamu archipelago who stitch kofias, weave baskets and mats by hand. Their craft is world-class. Too often, their pay isn't.

So I'm building @JahaziCrafts, a home for authentic Swahili craft, where every piece carries its maker's name and every maker earns a fair price for their work and @JahaziSpaces for curated Swahili interiors.

We're putting the final touches on it now, and we will launch officially this November In Shaa Allah.

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@Moha001_Onyango Congratulations and all the best👌

[OSTO @agwaintheroom]

Nasoma the drunk texts i sent my ex yesterday and honestly fuck counterfeits mahn

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@timothymaturi_ Mamae zimenasa kushinda thong😂😂

[Stanely Oseko @OsekoStanely]

@timothymaturi_ Mamae