𝕾𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖓 𝖏𝖔𝖍𝖓

Tall, dark-skinned with a touch of Idgaf, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, has no tattoos, not a football fan, not a sèx addict, no clubbing, dreads. ọmọ Yorùbá 👑

[𝕾𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖓 𝖏𝖔𝖍𝖓 @OsjSir]

" I want to drink Garri" Abi you need to,
You get another food? 😂😭

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"It is iMmAtUrE to take back a gift after breakup"
"The child I'm carrying is YOUR gift"

*During divorce*

"I want custody of MY child; I carried it for 9 months"

When men take back gifts given to women, it is iMmAtUrE
When women take back 'gifts' given to men, it is not

[King Simba 👑🦁 @Don_TEE]

You nailed it.

Heaven is always described in the imagination of what men desire the most and place a lot of value on.

To push this further, observe how (especially in the JW books) heaven is portrayed as this sunny place where you can be in harmony with the animals.

That's literally a white man describing a summer holiday or vacation in warm Africa.

The whiteman's land is cold all year round except for summer, so his ideal picture of heaven is always somewhere sunny.

For the Muslims, they are promised virgins because that is what a lot of men think about.

This shows you that there is nothing divine aboy the description of heaven.

It's just men describing a place that has all the things that they like and none of things that they hate on earth

[u_u @afterwyrd]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Lol i’m dead sure everyone knows ‘prayer’ is just wishful fufu words

I know everyone knows like m@d.

They just can’t help not believing something is working in their favour coz they said some word of prayers

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

I like when money dey my aza. I go just dey alone dey aura farm

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Don’t know if this is weird, but…

Showing empathy to me doesn’t make me feel good.. If anything, it disrupts my healing process sef

I’ll try to explain with something that has never happened to me before..

So let’s assume i’m not feeling good and i’m at the hospital receiving drips..

I’ll be the last human to snap the drip and post just so people can start typing

“Omg get well soon Yom/Stay strong brother/Sorry my bro”

Like.. If all of you don’t getaut of my front!!😒

[Yehgha @yaygha]

None at all.

Marriage is clearly another tool of patriarchal oppression of women and this is why men should stop marrying women.

Date them, and after a few months, years or decades, switch to another woman.

Stop oppressing women with marriage!

[Yehgha @yaygha]

- Stay unmarried and enjoy a different variety of woman every week

Nigerians: "You will not find a wife and settle down? Your mates are married"

- Acquire a wife while enjoying a different flavour of woman every week

Nigerians: "If you were not ready to stick with one woman, why did you get married?"

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't

[Obinna @obinna1st]

My ex girlfriend's biggest mistake was trying to keep me without paying me monthly allowance. So I cheated on her with her colleague bcos of that, when she found out, I dumped her for same colleague who was able to pay me allowances. You can't be broke & want to keep a man

[Wizkid Source @WizkidSource]

WIZ NATION 🌎 Thank you, Portugal. 🇵🇹❤️🦅

[superdad @udysznx]

woman value wetin you dey do for yourself pass wetin you dey do for her

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

In whatever form of togetherness, being too needy(from both parties) is only cute at the early stages

It becomes irksome as time goes by..

Be it sex, money, affection and all..

It just starts looking like a chore when the other party senses you’re not so self-sufficient.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"My husband should better be rrady..."

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Life got a lot easier when I stopped being afraid to disappoint women with my honesty.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I miss you, i miss you too.”

Two lies.

One is horny, one is hungry.

Two bastards.🫩

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women will never check on you, bro. If you receive an unexpected "Hi," they definitely want to borrow money from you. Normalize ignoring women's texts.

[Jorja Smith @JorjaSmith]

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[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

When your obsession with her is gone and you realize how mid she was..

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

If you want to know if she’s cheating do this and you’ll get your answer instantly.

(It works for all women no matter the age or race)