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[FRAUD WATCHING @Osonkoh]

CARRICK BALL YOU KNOW

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Kenya Police Rejected my project 🥲😭

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[K A L I @maurccn_]

my Uber driver btw 😭

[T.R. Sartor @DripChud]

We have an epidemic of women who cannot find a 6’8” multi millionaire golden retriever werewolf who respects her independence but will also lead her and give her space but also romance her but only when she wants, will not judge her past and also be religious but not serious.

[👻 @_Wangarih]

Did I tell you waligraduate na mtoto?😂😭

[Matt @MattP_3]

Me signing the NDA

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

Hegseth removed Chappie James's portrait from the Air Force Art Gallery and left the wall empty.

James flew 179 combat missions across two wars. First Black four-star general in US military history.

Curry passed that portrait every day for a decade. When it came down, he retired.
The wall is still empty.

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

Se reunieron las más DURAS de USA, con razón están ganando 🥵🇺🇸⚽💥

[kenni ✨ @NekieNek__]

Why would you donate land to the government?

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

The dating market is brutal.

Elizabeth Bruch, a professor of sociology at the University of Michigan analysed data from online dating.

Here are some things she discovered…

-Men’s desirability peaks at ages 40-50. But women’s desirability starts highest at age 18 and falls throughout their lifespan.

-Both men and women pursue partners who are on average about 25% more desirable than themselves.

-Women’s prospects dim as they achieve the highest level of education.

-Almost no one messages users less desirable than they are. Everyone’s understanding of their place in the hierarchy is very accurate.

-Men experience lower reply rates when they write more positively worded messages.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Your mum is an OG

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Zuckerberg admits Meta made “mistakes” in its AI workforce shift after laying off 10% of staff & reassigning 7,000 employees.

[. @tosinmm_]

Paraguay must have some oil hidden, the way the USA keeps attacking them.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

They aren’t even hiding what these hydration breaks are about. It’s 75 degrees under a roof at SoFi, the announcer says “that’s the end of the first quarter,” and then it’s straight to commercials. The game is gone.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

England have been victims of a theft of their training equipment, after vehicles transferring kit to their Kansas City training base were broken into.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW: 🇮🇱 Israeli lawyer Ben Marmarelli says Palestinian prisoners he represents beg him not to visit because they're raped each time he is due to meet them.

[Mayor of thick boy city @issaEbony1]

I went to the renfair and was called a goddess multiple times 🙂‍↔️😮‍💨💛

[paiwpaw @_Paiwpaw1]

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