βKama ulinipea mimba ukadhani nitaacha shule, shule siachi ngβoo,β
A 15 year old student rejects the idea of quitting education after becoming a parent.
Rigathi Gachagua's OUTRAGEOUS demands to Kalonzo Musyoka in exchange for the voter-rich Mt Kenya.
CABINET: Non-Negotiable
1.CS, Ministry of Finance.
2.CS, Ministry of Energy.
3.CS, Roads and Public Infrastructure.
CABINET: Negotiable
https://t.co/5GZWWtQOkp General.
Internal Security and National Defence
Non-Negotiable:
1.Chief of Defence Forces or Inspector General of Police.
https://t.co/dnmfxw6rg9, Internal Security.
3.Director General, National Intelligence Service.
Negotiable
1.Director, DCI.
National Treasury
Non-Negotiable:
1.CS, National Treasury.
2.Accountant-General, National Treasury.
3.Commissioner-General, KRA.
https://t.co/T5xKyJfkH6, KCB Bank.
Negotiable
1.Director General, CA.
2.Director General, KenHa.
https://t.co/pa5LzoAA77, Health.
https://t.co/T5xKyJfkH6, KEMSA
Parliament
Non-Negotiable:
1.Speaker, National Assembly.
2.Clerk, Senate.
3.Majority Leader, National Assembly.
4.Chair, Budget & Appropriations.
Negotiable:
1.Clerk, National Assembly.
2.Chair, Finance & Planning
3.Chair, Health.
Nairobi County
Non-Negotiable:
1.Governor Nairobi County.
2.CECM, Finance.
3.Chief Officer, Finance.
Higher Education.
VC, University of Nairobi.
VC, Kenyatta University.
VC, Open University of Kenya (Konza City).
VC, JKUA.
CEO, Universities Funding Board.
Political Alliance Structure/Zoning.
Mount Kenya/Nakuru - DCP Exclusively (No Jubilee, No Karuaβs Party).
Nairobi - DCP/Wiper Party Exclusively.
Western - DAP-K
Gusii Region - Matiangi Party.
Lower Eastern: Wiper Exclusively.
Coast: Wiper Exclusively Except Nyali [Mombasa County] and Lamu County which are DCP.
Kwale/Taita Taveta - Wiper Exclusively.
Political Formulation
1. No political partner in alliance to field a LUO in any critical position.
2. No Coalition with ODM/LUOS even if the Opportunity arises.
3. No nomination of Luo in any senior (cabinet/PS) level.
4. Luhya share to depend on votes delivered post-election.
Guarantee:
1.The kikuyu community to deliver 95% of the vote.
2.DCP to support Kalonzo/Matiangi ticket.
3.DCP/Rigathi Gachagua to represent Entirety of Gikuyu/GEMA/Mt. Kenya interests.
DIG Lagat,
Ulimada Ojwang over a tweet and exposed your weak underbelly
Actually, the tweet was about an article exposing how corrupt you are
Your girlfriend and Uchumi holdings CEO, Lawrence Musyimi are TERRORIZING honest, Allah fearing Somali businessmen in Langata
Over a piece of property you seek to grab
It is restaurant which you want to turn into a strip club
Why donβt you just sit with the Walalo and compensate him instead of sending auctioneers and the rogue cops working for you?
How shameless are you? Already mushaharibu kura za wakikuyu. Za Oria pia mumeanza kuchoma?
I mean fuck you meeeehn. Kuja unigongeshe kichwa kwa ukuta Bas!
Na huyo girlfriend yako wacha nitafute details zake. Oya, Passaris!
Messi, a Barcelona great & academy graduate playing a World Cup final against Barcelona kids he watched grow up at the academy; Curbarsi, Yamal, Gavi, Garcia & Pedri. No any other club in the world can supply a nation this amount of talent at the highest level!
Wale wa Sisi ndio Sifuna Must watch this keenly!
Odoyo Owidi says he knows Sifuna like he knows his wife..and that Sifuna has no substantive agenda, ni kiherehere na arrogance.
No wonder Nairobinis Not working!
Musician Kelvin Bahati recently issued a strong warning of legal action after a viral video originating from Pastor Ezekiel's church falsely accused him of leading a cult, harvesting organs, and murdering young girls across multiple counties. Bahati dismissed the allegations as completely fake, defamatory, and concocted for online clout.
Hawa watu hawaezi kubali niingie Bunge
Hii Woman Rep thing, Kiawa. Nyi ndio muamue
Coz mi ni mtu utapanga Leo, kesho nikupangue
Na niambie wananchi penye tulikutana na vile kulienda
Kwanza vile huwa MPs wanalipwa 100k to vote finance bill
Nita anika yiote. Jicho pevu kando
Won't pay, can't play. Let kabogo not spend 41m in exchange of presidential photos and press statements contained in a website.
Kenyans are not fools, how do you expect to get a scandal on the website?
Itungati is broke.