🐙

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Many people still don’t realize that literacy isn’t just about being able to read. It’s about being able to comprehend, evaluate, and apply the information in front of you. The gap between the two is becoming increasingly alarming.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[🐙 @Ossricky]

How do I discover new places when I just wanna go back to everywhere I traveled to😭

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Dats why I pay attention to soft spoken ppl. They be crazy as hell. Dats not even they real voice. Dats a coverup for a demon

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[♱ @ambrielrm]

I know bitches be mad when we fall out, no more laughs for you hoe!

[alli @sonofalli]

NYC seasons:

- fall
- winter
- winter 2.0
- fake spring
- winter 3.0
- fake spring 2.0
- winter 4.0. <— you are here
- maybe spring
- I think it’s actually spring
- spring
- summer
- sixth circle of hell
- fall

[♱ @ambrielrm]

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

You turned him cuck Omg

[🐙 @Ossricky]

Less interested in everything lmaooo

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

[🐙 @Ossricky]

I be wanting some gay friends and then I’m like nvm
Lmaoooo

[H 🦇 @hlomidunjana]

It does until the saxophone starts getting louder and louder 😂

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

being gay and a top does not mean you have to pretend you don’t like dicks, dude. you’re gay. 😭

[em @emilyagain]

NYC has ruined my concept of money because in Philly I saw a $14 cocktail and told the bartender it was an amazing deal and he asked me if I was okay

[Meg @heirmeg]

@cuntneycox got the baby throwing up GDK

[Meg @heirmeg]

it be the most messy of bitches talking about they don’t want they kids exposed to gay people bitch u smoke backwoods in the livingroom & argue on fb live

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

I thought I was fucking tripping

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Protesters in Los Angeles just projected an anti-ICE video onto a building.

And it wasn’t just any building.

It was Twin Towers, an ICE-linked detention facility where LASD actively collaborates with ICE for deportation screening.

This is what resistance looks like when people stop pretending everything is normal.

[: @_dxllz7]

Opening twitter in any public space