oscar

NC Wesleyan College Alumni B.S Computer Information Systems. I drink black coffee

[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Physical touch = Too horny
Acts of service = I’m not your mom
Receiving gifts = Feminine
Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort
Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

[oscar @Ossskyy]

Sorry hangovers beat the shit out of me

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

“This topic won’t come in the exam”
The topic:

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Pirri🧀 @pirruragonzaiez]

cómo me mira mi padre cuando no me acuerdo de su contraseña de gmail

[Ghost Koby @Ko6ys__]

NAH NO WAY WE GOT DIDDY BIN LADEN IN BLACK OPS 2 😂😂

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

sorry about the world you have been born into.

[oscar @Ossskyy]

Never stop u love life and i like that

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist

[Mane Mane 🇵🇸 @ManeMane1_]

We should lowkey pretend this is the world cup final

[oscar @Ossskyy]

Thats why im whimsical af fuck yall

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

🐶🚁

[New York Post @nypost]

'Very exciting' new species of monkeys with big, orange lips discovered 'hiding' in forest https://t.co/Q2q9iZJdmx

[ed !! 🇲🇽 @blessudai]

ya viste lo que se siente que te metan dos goles seguidos culero

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[watergun @tersseer]

why girls think all a nigga want is sex? i be wanting to borrow money too.

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When their passive aggressive email has your manager CC'd "for visibility"

[oscar @Ossskyy]

Dont buy @ray_ban , the worse experience filing a warranty claim considering I spent over 400$ for a pair of shades you would think they would give you the same pair you originally bought. Less than a month and the pair fell apart. Wouldnt recommend.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten