Nostradumbass

Questionable investment advice since at least 2025

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[Nostradumbass @Ostradumbass]

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@MoonOverlord Thats atleast a year ago.. you had a nightmare

[The DeFi Investor 🔎 @TheDeFinvestor]

Ok hear me out:

A bull market, but our altcoins go up instead of down

Who is building this?

[Nostradumbass @Ostradumbass]

@TheCryptoDaddi Trump should pardon SBF and make him head of https://t.co/lKFQxOEHn4

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@donalt @ByzGeneral Cries in scandinavian

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@Pablo01618 busy making Zach the main character

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@donalt

[Bold @boldleonidas]

If you liked Melania coin today, you’re going to LOVE Barron coin tomorrow.

[Domani @DomaniProtocol]

Guess now is public

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[ChrisBoyo @sm_eemrh]

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[Memento @Memento_Bc]

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$DEXTF

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I don't think you guys understand what an actual bullmarket looks like

every single altcoin on a CEX 5-50% up on the day. persistently rotating for 3-5 days, a quick 24h correction, resume

for months

masses collectively throwing high 8 figures into every yield ponzi there is

BTC rallying so hard it paralyzes the entire market, but at first sign of consolidation alts absolutely rip

BTC consolidations after face-melting rallies are met with complete reset in OI/funding. one can not believe their eyes. price while derivatives cool off? fucking sideways - local TA gurus call bullflags. resume up shortly.

once BTC is done, ETH pulls an ever stronger rally, you'd think it was a 100M mcap memetic being shilled by local cabal. brings the entire market up, altcoins start having weeks, months of inhumane moves

the only caviat are devastating short-term corrections to wipe the leverage, alas, riding longs from much lower and/or longing these wicks is a 99% safe play. hell, I'd say 100%, but some of you will 100x leverage an altcoin if I say that.

your spot bags? depending on where you're at in your journey, you're looking at watches, boats, planes, houses. hell, some will probably be looking to buy islands and superyachts.

and if you think, just for a second, you can come up with an actual good reason we're not getting that again for at least few months in the near future, you're delusional.

your downside risk is 50, 70%. boo-hoo. your upside is generational wealth that will make every ex-girlfriend pull their hair out for losing you.

strap in, because it's coming, this time is indeed not fucking different. I advise against listening to influencers that already made it and are here to unload their seed investments on you

I don't need to do that, I'll unload on the tourists at the top.

[Nostradumbass @Ostradumbass]

@6ix9ine JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR THEN U MEME ASS NIGGA

Retardio.

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@PapeStacka 💭

[Nostradumbass @Ostradumbass]

Idk if im retarded or emotionless..

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[Nostradumbass @Ostradumbass]

@docXBT $DEXTF deutsche bank etc..

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