Ladies that claim Dad bods are where it’s at need to put their money where their mouth is. I’ll be at the quad at 5:30 with no shirt on and mustard all over my tummy while eating a ballpark frank with my new balance kicks on.
I can see it now: it’s December 24th. Kirk Cousins enters US Bank Stadium and gives Josh Dobbs a wrapped box. He opens it to find the keys to Kirk’s minivan. “This is your team now. I’ve found my true purpose.” Light surrounds him as he floats off into the sky and transforms into Father Christmas. The Vikings beat the lions 52-13.