Dream Osuame

Party planner |decorator| Customer Service Officer| A beautiful wife

[Dream Osuame @Osuame8]

Dear God,
This is me applying for the VIP section 2026,
Thank you Jesus
Signed….. Osuame

[Elsie D'Souza🦋 @iam_ladonia]

I just learnt:

Warfare isn't just about prayer, fasting or reading the word.

Living in purity is also warfare.

[Shock C ⚡️ @shockC_]

If you built your body brick by brick let’s see your before and after pictures!

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

If you want to experience financial increase over the next 6 months, read, study, meditate on, Deuteronomy 1:11 & 8:18 & Proverbs 10:22.

[Hallelujah Challenge @HC_XFamily]

I feel like we forget God can literally do the impossible 😢

Your miracle might just happen tomorrow!!!

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i’ll teach you the best time to buy products, so pay attention;

1. cars - dec
2. iPhones - sep to oct
3. TVs - jan to feb
4. laptops - nov to july & aug
5. electronics - nov
6. washer & dryers - sept to oct
7. grills & patio - aug to sept
8. indoor furniture - jan & july
9. gold - june to july
10. flights - feb to march & mid-week

most of you focus on what to buy but smart buyers also think about when to buy it.

look, cars get cheaper when dealers need to clear old inventory, phones get discounted when newer models arrive, TVs drop when retailers need room for the next generation, laptops get aggressive during back-to-school and holiday sales, i can go on and on

the same product can cost dramatically different amounts depending on when you buy it.

patience is a form of leverage.

you don't always need to earn more money to afford more things, sometimes you just need to stop buying at the wrong time.

you might want to save, bookmark and share with others.

[Jasper Kasparov @JasperKasparov]

Waking up 2-3 times a night to piss, thinking it's the water you drank before bed.

It's not the water.

Here's what's actually happening (and what fixes it):

1. Your blood sugar is crashing at 1am, 3am, 5am.

[Shirley🦋 @loladee154]

All my neighbors children dont greet
Literally all the flats has children, they will look you in the eyes and pass like breeze. These are children between 10 to 15years.

At first if I come across them, I will greet them first they will now reply good morning ma but they seem not to get the message i am trying to pass to them.

So I have added ma/sir and alittle bending to it
I am purposely embarrassing them so they learn to greet.

Yesterday, I greeted one by the gate,good afternoon sir and bended my head a bit,his mouth was opened,and he was confused 🤣😂 he couldn't say anything,he just put his face down while walking to their flat.

Just now he saw me coming and ran back inside their flat😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

You people are raising nonsense,your children dont greet,they dont know how to interact with other children,you put iPad in their hands. Keep raising zombies.

It is definitely not the child that I will take my time to raise that will marry your silly children

[Dream Osuame @Osuame8]

@GloriousGod01 How did she get access to the account only?
He should have update mandate on account BOTH TO SIGN

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

When I look at the rise of kidney failures and various cancers in Nigeria, I realize why Dr Dora Akunyili was attacked so much.

NAFDAC today is a shame

Fake food, drinks and drugs producers are killing us

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My colleague and I went to Slot yesterday to buy a birthday gift for his girlfriend.

He picked a Samsung phone.

I told him, "Call her first and ask what she likes."

He did.

"Babe, do you prefer Samsung or Google Pixel?"

She replied,

"Neither. If it's not an iPhone, keep your money. You said you earn over ₦400k monthly, yet you want to buy me an Android? You're stingy."

He stayed calm.

"Okay, baby. I'll get you the iPhone."

Ten minutes later, she called again.

"Have you bought it?"

He replied,

"I'm still at Slot... waiting for your father to send me the money."

They broke up on the phone💔

[Amiii Bebe @AmarachiUg98331]

God is on my side. I can't lose🥺🙌

[Dampop ✨ @Dampop_]

God, I am just grateful for you.

All my life, you have been right by my side, God, I am just grateful for you ❤️🙏🏽

[ọmọ ìyá dèjì🇪🇸🏆🇦🇷 @MejiTiamiyy]

@Iam_Misola https://t.co/rfE6YZatfz

[Altine Kasire @altinekasre1]

You ever been in a situation so bad that only God could fix it?
And He fixed it anyway? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Popular nollywood actress, Ms Ngozi Nwosu, is on a sickbed in a hospital. She has a very serious medical condition requiring multiple surgeries to save her life.

Nwosu Ngozi Mary
6955527149
Moniepoint MFB

Pls let’s help save this woman’s life.
Kindly RT.

[The One @Fluxrite]

All the online female vendors that sell strictly female products that I've tried patronising have all had extremely bad attitudes. All of them!

[Dream Osuame @Osuame8]

@Fluxrite Very rude
No good customer service

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

Can someone please share what helps them stay focused while talking to God?
My mind tends to wander, and I'd love to hear what has helped you.

[Dream Osuame @Osuame8]

@Yeahmicee Thank you

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

Some medicines are safe alone. Mix them and they become a lethal poison.

As a doctor, here are 5 classic drug combinations people accidentally take that land them straight in the casualty.

1. Viagra + Chest Pain pills.