Osvaud the Off-White

I'm the lich proprietor of Bemmea's famous Red Door Market, where we sell everything from knickknacks to artifacts!

[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

I'm Osvaud the Off-White— lich, wizard, and burglar slayer extraordinaire. You can steal a peak at my memoirs here:
https://t.co/XeFS2FAknU

[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

@Dan_Dillon_1 @DysonLogos @browniepoints I concur. But my (well-informed) shenanigans are cheeky and fun, while his are cruel and tragic.

[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

This guy Stephen Rowe (@RiteRowe) is claiming to be me. Identity theft is not a joke, Stephen! Millions of liches suffer every year! It's the whole no-skin thing. You give a skeleton a robe and a stick, and everyone thinks lich. https://t.co/hFgcl57fcw

[Stephen Rowe @RiteRowe]

Hello semi-random internet person!

I've been on Twitter for a while @OsvaudOffwhite, but I have lots of random, semi-coherent thoughts which can't be properly expressed as an eons-old mercantile lich. /1

[Kobold Press @KoboldPress]

Midgard Digital Map Release https://t.co/IQl0KWp8xE
#map, Midgard

[Kobold Press @KoboldPress]

Hear ye, hear ye, Kobold Press is an official sponsor of the 2018 One-Page Dungeon Contest! It's the contest's tenth anniversary, and we couldn't be happier to back this incredible event.

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[Miranda Russell @RitePublishing]

Now Available - Secrets of the BBEG (Happy April Fools Product)

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[Oliver @OliverKennett]

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[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

Sure, fiends try to corrupt you and recycle your soul. But angels do that crap too. It’s basically a choice between pompous choir singers asking why you weren’t in church, or the high school cool kids smoking in the parking lot. Or... you know, lichdom. https://t.co/lWRoXprCBd

[Miranda Russell @RitePublishing]

The highly anticipated In the Company of Fiends is now available!

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[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

@Dan_Dillon_1 This is basically why I do everything ever.

[Joey Haeck - Follow on BSKY @jamesjhaeck]

As a lich, you must destroy your enemies before they can destroy you. Learn how to play a lich like a dark overlord with my latest article for @DnDBeyond. #dnd
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[Miranda Russell @RitePublishing]

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[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

me trying to convince my friends to make bad decisions with me

[Kobold Press @KoboldPress]

Midgard Heroes Handbook for 5th Edition https://t.co/mXonUXpjqj
#dnd, #dnd5e, Midgard

[Owen K.C. Stephens has a Patreon! @Owen_Stephens]

Endzeitgeist Sigurðr gives the coveted 5/5 + seal of approval to a work that is, to me, a monument to a dear friend.
Quote from the review: "the templates in this book sport multiple unique signature abilities per template"
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[Shawn Merwin-ish @shawnmerwin]

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[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

[me meeting anyone new] okay look. I can either remember your name after 30 seconds or I can keep the entire script and all the songs of Disney's Hercules memorized but I can't do both. do you see where I'm going with this

[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

Valkyries are great! ... More so, you know, if you are one the sad mortals who can’t eternally store your soul inside of an unholy bauble. https://t.co/hj0TuFWICu

[Miranda Russell @RitePublishing]

5/5 Star +Seal of Approval
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[Osvaud the Off-White @OsvaudOffwhite]

This looks cool! ... And reminds me I need to get an evil villain theme song. I’m thinking something repetitive Ivlysse can play on a high-pitched flute as psychological torture. https://t.co/NOX5IP03Vb