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I have no idols.
I admire hardwork, dedication and competence, in the laziest way possible so,, crypto.

[Wacko @wackoaiintpaid]

“When your birthday is before your girlfriends own”

[melzi. @melzigatari]

i’ve lost my ability to binge watch anime.

[miia @miiagarro]

you need to really appreciate how a boy acts in the beginning cause you'll never talk to that version of them again

[kuno @kunoo]

Gambling addicts finding out about leverage trading:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[reaction media @rottedmedia]

bitch i rather die reaction video meme

[️️️ @cnnr333]

Unfortunately if you don’t have a partner by 23 you might as well kill yourself now because the chances of you ever getting one lower drastically

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Accidentally wrote “ting” in an email instead of “thing”

[abiola @abxola]

Rock bottom is actually a trampoline

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“my tattoos have a meaning”

yeah they mean you’re retarded

[noel @noeltheowl]

i told my boyfriend he’s my best friend and he got a boner

[wram @wramented]

The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid told me his teacher was born in 2003 and I'm going to need some time to recover from that information

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[kabir (off meds) @marlbholo]

when its 2am and yo crush dont fw you and you're editing your resume and the dread is reaching every part of your body and you will never be that carefree kid again and the springtime of youth is over forever