Other Hells

A Twitter-bot tour of the Outer Circles of Hell, conducted by @maxamillianjohn. This is a parody account – NOT ASSOCIATED with Satan.

[Other Hells @OtherHells]

I believe this means that this bot will break next week.

If so, thank you for joining me on this tour through Hell.

A new circle has been created for Elon Musk alone.

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The 38,752nd Circle of Hell is where we punish mean sinners who wear bowler hats by giving them papercuts and laughing.

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In the 31,117th Circle of Hell, we punish sinners who contribute to currency inflation by drowning them in vat of mercury. The wretches!

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Welcome to the 36,729th Circle of Hell, where we take wrathful sinners who scratch their nether regions too much and have truckers twerk on them!

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Welcome to the 59,654th Circle of Hell, where we take au pairs who don't respect other people’s personal space and barricade them in a smelly toilet cubicle!

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The 96,463rd Circle of Hell is where we punish those who smuggle wine from abroad by sticking all their hair together with chewing gum.

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The 80,955th Circle of Hell is where we punish condescending artists who bully puppies by running them over with monster trucks.

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Welcome to the 26,670th Circle of Hell, where we take architects who troll political correspondents and scratch blackboards with cutlery near their ears!

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The 56,179th Circle of Hell is where we punish those who defame guerilla filmmakers by giving them papercuts and laughing.

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For those who denigrate @untiltheygo, an eternity of torment is waiting in the 56,266th Circle of Hell, where we play drums right in their ears.

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This Circle of Hell is where we take yoga teachers that start fights with scientists and get songwriters to poke them with red-hot irons. The wretches!

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This Circle of Hell is where we take lustful sinners that pirate movies and have goblins chew their noses.

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For avaricious people who are always late, an eternity of torment is waiting in the 31,194th Circle of Hell, where we trap them on a spinning cups ride forever. See how they weep!

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This Circle of Hell is where we take people that smuggle wine from abroad and barricade them in a smelly toilet cubicle. Truly pathetic are the damned!

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This Circle of Hell is where we take those that cheat at tennis and have political correspondents twerk on them.

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The 55,482nd Circle of Hell is where we punish those who scheme against marine biologists by trapping them in a lift with the ghosts of their enemies.

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Welcome to the 64,212nd Circle of Hell, where we take malicious sinners who waste water and make them vomit worms!

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For underhanded people who scare illustrators, an eternity of torment is waiting in the 14,756th Circle of Hell, where we give them papercuts and laugh. Watch your step!

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The 81,407th Circle of Hell is where we punish people who persecute research economists by letting Barbatos chew on their toes.

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Welcome to the 51,879th Circle of Hell, where we take dreadful sinners who slander children's television presenters and cover them in sugar and feed them to the ants!

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The 47,083rd Circle of Hell is where we punish those who libel landscapers by getting cats to dismember them with garden shears.