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God’s Silliest Goose

[izzy @otherizzy]

I am a Wattpad character and God is 13 year old me

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Do it scared and do it alone You walked out of the ocean for this

[izzy @otherizzy]

getting high and voting

[izzy @otherizzy]

Getting high and scared conservatives are gonna dox me for making fun of jd v*nce

[izzy @otherizzy]

Getting high and laughing at pictures of JD Vance

[izzy @otherizzy]

@chandeblair Top 3 places to smoke a cig

[izzy @otherizzy]

Met up with my friend that I was in love with 5 years ago in a European city for one evening

[kate @kateisntgreat]

gonna do the fent fold on the paris metro to give em a taste of american culture 🇺🇸🦅

[꩜ @adorewordss]

how silly of me to forget that im living a life i once only dreamed of

[izzy @otherizzy]

The main thing I’ve learned from being unemployed and home all day is that from my cat just naps in the same spot on the couch from 11-4 every single day like clockwork

[Amindi @AM1ND1]

not the world being my oyster 😂

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[izzy @otherizzy]

getting high and cleaning my room (?)

[izzy @otherizzy]

this is literally gonna be me in a month

[ً @cryst6ls]

might quit my job to focus on summer

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

99% of eye rubbers stop rubbing their eyes just before they've rubbed the itch out for good

[aali (big fat meanie) ✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧 @sailoraali]

one of you will betray me

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

the rest is still unwritten bro

[kate @kateisntgreat]

i will always be cooler than these men and that’s why they love to hate me