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cw sa ok tl so be fr is sa rp ok if im an xx nb ?? my bf or so or we is an nb yt tw so ik it is up to me to do it if we do do my nc rp bc he is xy so if we do an xy on xx nc rp it mb nc nc ie fr sa. oh ya to me he is my he bc we do bf on gf rp, my 2c is it is ok bc tl dr im nd XD

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@notesbyfloat I caught the reference 😎Programmer humor !

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One cool “lifehack” is you can finally earn your parents’ respect by cleaning A LOT before they visit.

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I HATE that in English, the word "Why" means both "from what causes" AND "toward what ends". It wreaks constant conversational havoc, totally unnoticed!
"Why did you do that?"
—Ah, time to assert my behavior as immovable by citing its causes rather than examining its goals 🤣

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@ShreddedMoney I don’t decorate my house for anyone’s gaze but my own.

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When a <500 follower account retweets me it’s like… What are we even doing. What was the point of that.

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@TotallyNotRux Thanks

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@stationerycar Agreed except December = red and green and July = red white and blue.

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idk how to explain this, but December is 12, February is 2, August is 8, September is 9, October is 10, November is 11, March is 3, June is 6, May is 5, April is 4, July is 7, and January is 1.

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idk how to explain this, but December is 12, February is 2, August is 8, September is 9, October is 10, November is 11, March is 3, June is 6, May is 5, April is 4, July is 7, and January is 1.

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@Malcs321 Oc10ber can literally be spelled with 10 in it jackass

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@ratlimit This is bc the month names mostly come from latin numbers aka septem means nine, octem means ten, marchem means 3 etc.

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@oqian8 Eastern wisdom owning my white ass yet again 😳

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@morgvanny There’s something May-December about January-December

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@r0ebe I think this is culturally influenced bc my Jewish ass thinks Saturday is 7 😭

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@Titan33003 Wow, I’ve never heard of geonumerical synesthesia

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@infi_infi_infi_ Thanks, I’ll look into it. Your writing has beautiful colors btw !

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@Hedge_Reborn “Ratlimit is a loser IRL. Ratlimit sucks IRL - that’s obvious to all of us.”

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@impostersyndrum It means almost nothing compared to if they knew you spent $50 to say it

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Dating apps should let you pay $50 to send an “I cannot fathom how anyone on earth could possibly find you attractive” notification

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Every iteration of “they’re gonna put us in camps” is so funny. We already have camps, they’re called prison and 7 million Americans have been put in one

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Side note - vertical axis sensitivity shows up in writing systems. The typesetting era gave us “Mind your p’s and q’s”, not “Mind your p’s and b’s”, even though both pairs are reflections of each other. Vertical deviation (p↕b) is innately more legible than horizontal (p↔q)

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We’re more sensitive to “rise” than “run” (both perceptually and conceptually). A 9:16 rectangle looks taller than a 16:9 looks wide. Your visual field has a horizontal aspect ratio, so a vertical extent eats a bigger % of its axis than a horizontal one.

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People have such north-south brainrot. A location will be 50 miles east and 10 miles north and people will go "oh it's north of here." Technically true, but why would you say north when it's much further east? This has happened everywhere I've lived. Is there anywhere with an east-west bias?

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Obv tons of other factors at play - North/South having more pronounced climate implications; up/down’s constant tangibility due to gravity; our evolutionary interest in overestimating vertical slopes (think about how steep an 8% road grade feels)