Nashville Parthenon

I'm just a Parthenon in the middle of Nashville. Not affiliated with the actual Nashville Parthenon, but then again, who is? (this is a PARODY, Elon)

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

Nashville hot chicken isn't that bad, it's the Nashville humidity chicken that will kill you.

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

humidity is great. and by great I mean satan in weather form.

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

good thing the titans signed Deandre Hopkins because I was currently sitting as third string WR

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

haven't tweeted in a while. if youre wondering where ive been, the answer is still in the middle of centennial park

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

the preds, like me, are still hangin around

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

or as those of us who are forced to stay outside call it, a shower

[WKRN News 2 @WKRN]

The rain is here.

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

my bracket is as dead as the grass in centennial park

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

wish someone would move me for a change

[Nashville Scene @NashvilleScene]

Remember that train engine that used to sit in Centennial Park? It’s on its way back to the rails thanks to volunteers who have been working on the train since 2019.
https://t.co/8vqlKZo6A7

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

new rule: the teams that lose in the sec tournament have to play consolation games at the Centennial Sportsplex. on the ice rinks.

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

there’s been a squirrel staring at me for the last 6 hours

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people keep asking me if my electricity went out last week as if I'm not a building from the 4th century

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it’s so windy in nashville, the wind is wooing louder than the bachelorette parties

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@McD_Nashville the Snack Wr—[starts sobbing uncontrollably]

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sorry I haven't tweeted in a while. just got done watching Chris Stapletons super bowl national anthem

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haven’t been to church in years but only because I’m a building stuck in the middle of Centennial Park. what’s your excuse?

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

my favorite thing about the super bowl is the roman numerals

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

well, we got chased away before I could tune my guitar

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

rarely get on social anymore but just wanted to let everyone know that I have a gig tonight at the Green Hills Walgreens and would love to see everyone out there. Gonna play a couple of my new songs hopefully before we get chased away by management who doesn’t know we’ll be there

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

the most upsetting thing is that they’re called M&M’s. we Greeks call them Thousand&Thousands.

[Nashville Parthenon @OtherParthenon]

you’ll be hearing from my lawyers

[Austin Huff @AustinHuff]

why did I do this?