Emily

Reader, I ate his heart in the marketplace. she|her

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So I’m finally reading The Blue Castle for the first time and I have the highest of expectations. Don’t do me dirty, Lucy Maud.

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I’m just saying, I’m right. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈 #Bridgerton

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Dear #Bridgerton Creators: Thank you for letting Polly Walker EAT ALL THOSE SCENES UP and EARN THE OFFER OF A DAMEHOOD, this season. 🫡

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@seenaymaa @filled_popcorn Then almost immediately he’s eating a scrap of the same cake because he wants to taste what she tastes like.

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@RatatoskrD @RevDaniel I get what you mean and it IS sick they have a CGI bee flying around as a symbol of the family when it assassinated their dad, but bee sting allergies CAN do that.

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@RevDaniel Because an inconsequential wound needs to be tenderly bandaged so there’s an excuse for touching! Mortal peril is for being run over by balloons!

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A quick #Bridgerton scene rewrite—

Colin: “A novel? You’ve never been one for silly romances.”

Mr. Henry Tilney:

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@moniza_hossain Wet Beast Wednesday!

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@charlotteirene8 I got up EARLY and ran ERRANDS, I don't recognize this woman, what's she doing in my house, wearing my clothes and my face????

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@QTheology Bigotry does amusebouches. Unnecessarily fussy and leave you hungry.

Inclusive, healing support in faith & love does slamming down 1.66 litres of ice cream and handing your pal a second spoon to finish the whole thing between you. Simple and messy but deeply satisfying.

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I actually feel really sad that The Body Shop is closing. I wasn't a regular customer, but an old friend is; and going there for some new little soaps/lotions was such a treat for her when she has a lot to struggle with in her life. It's going to leave an empty space, for her.

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@ChrisGPackham Not that I don't applaud a plate of nachos at every opportunity.

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@ChrisGPackham If that's a photo of a plate of cheesy nachos...

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@deanstoltzchek @CHEK_News Me, looking over my shoulder at the back door thrown wide open to let in the breeze and sunshine...

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Whenever a Round Table vote is descending into horrific chaos for the Faithful, mute it and play ABBA's 'Mamma Mia' over the entire scene, instead.

You're welcome.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitorsCanada #TheTraitorsNZ #TheTraitorsAU #TheTraitorsUncloaked

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@oliveridley It’s very important that everyone in the vicinity know he’s a dickhead. Good on him for the PSA.

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@sophiaphotos Congrats! I just got headhunted for a job with a skillset I gave up on 5 years ago and thought I’d never get to use, accepted the position today!

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The most doggedly positive people seem like they are standing out there in Everything, covered in cuts and bruises, & SOMEHOW STILL NOT FLINCHING. I am in awe of those people.

It takes such effort for me to let go enough of my fear & anger to just appreciate what is still good.

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It’s fine to be a little Pollyanna, actually, okay? Do you know how HARD it is to actually give the majority of your focus purely to what is good, without reserve or kneejerk cynicism? I struggle every day to open my heart to positive possibilities.

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@InternetHippo No worries???? In THIS economy?

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@moniza_hossain Measured using whose fists????