Otilee

A go getter

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

🇪🇸 3-0 🇨🇻
🇧🇪 2-1 🇪🇬

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ukiwa umerauka kuenda locals alafu uone watu wa daro wakigraduate

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Watu wakifika kwako alafu wakose kukuuliza rent ni how much inafaa tu uhame 😂

[Bobo✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Hi

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Spain XI in the World Cup vs. Cape Verde! 🇪🇸✨

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Look at who I met today👀👀Shanki🫱🏾‍🫲🏽🫱🏾‍🫲🏽

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella arrives for his first game for Spain since joining Real Madrid.

[Mr.Reliable @RealEdwin_88]

Mtu wa 33 Years unakunywa pombe mpaka unafutwa kazi 😳😳😳😳 kwani ulikuwa wapi in your 20s

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Eish😍 njoo kariobangi dia,nimepata baba watoto nitamwachia 😋

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

BREAKING: Zimbabwean philanthropist is set to take over cancelled Adani deal to repair JKIA. Wicknell Chivayo was earlier awarded a diplomatic passport by the Kenyan government. He reportedly bought a G550 yesterday.

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

While men slept, Tunisia nearly died in the hands of Sweden 💔

[Josh @Josh001J]

Prepare some Breakfast with me after my account got reinstated 😍😍

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Babu does have a soft spot for Pauline Njoroge

He has tried to reconcile us before, it bore no gravitus

But I love that Man for a myriad of reasons. One being, he accepts Aoko the way she is

Nikikataa staki, he does not insist

I DO NOT LIKE PAULINE on principle. Hiyo hata Matiang'i, her party leader niliambia

One minute ako Uhuru. Then Gachagua. Kidogo, Kindiki. Oh Matiang'i. Ah, basi Sifuna

I mean! Even harlots have favourite clients!

So Babu told me, I respect your opinion, but she might my DG

Nikasema "ni sawa. My feelings towards her are not personal. Hakuna Dume tunavurugania kijoozi chake

Bora uingie city hall, sina shida

So acha niende page yake, nikuwe niki retweet vile ana support her potential boss."

Shock unto me! Shosh barely promotes Ongili. Posts zake ni "gik moko nono"

Mimi ata Ruto akisema ananieka hapo NIS, or foreign Affairs?

Aiii... kesho mnaona tu nikisema he has lost weight fasting for Kenya

So imagine kupewa DG NAIROBI. Si ukiamka kazi ni Babu tosha!

Ha! Not the Okuyu thing that her walls dried during World war 1! Already akina Hamisi washahepa movement

Nime cheka tu nikasema. Let me trust Ongili knows what he is doing owada

Mimi nitafungua curio shop Namibia maisha isonge ama nidandie Matiang'i wangu akirudi World Bank

Coz wueh!

[سام @Morara__]

Msiseme sijaiwajenga @_CrazyNairobian

[Mr Wills @MrWills96]

🚨✈️ Spotted: PSG star Kvaratskhelia seen traveling in luxury private jet while wearing old away Barcelona 1999 jersey.

[Klvan🇦🇷 @Nat_cfc]

The entire German team used to just be Bayern and Dortumud hybrids. Who are these players now😭

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Iran is being paid $324B to simply open the Strait of Hormuz and “promise” not to build a nuclear weapon 😂

TOTAL SHIA VICTORY

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

If hujaenda mechi away, make sure you do soon. Unafika Kwanza unaingizwa bafu unaoshwa na tu gloves, unapikiwa alafu unapakuliwa kama the king you're. Kijana huwa unatoka hapo hutaki kuona dem mwingine for two hours straight 😂

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

First knew of her when she was that rotto tank in frame 1, serving under Uhuru

While married to Professor Kagwanja. They separated or so I hear

Mzee amebaki na kizungu kubwa na accent mbaya. A big simp wa China

I read his stuff by the way. Jest aside, he is a Foreign Affairs aficionado

I do not know who advised her to lose weight, but cogent it was

Her star is ever luminous, now Director in Vienna 👏👏

"Lord When!" Hii degree ya exile isipotee bure

Also saw India's PM retweet Ruto, na hakuna mtu huwa low key kiburi kuliko hiyo Namaste bagger

King Charles amekuwa Kenya, Macron, and kama ni kuzurura

Ruto pahali hajaenda ni Bermuda Triangle

On trying to establish Kenya as a foreign partner, amejaribu

My PROBLEM IS ONE AND SIMPLE!

I am yet to see a head of State who morgages his people away in the name of creating jobs!

Bro negotiates hadi kazi za MAID

Then comes to brag on top of cars

"I have secured 200 jobs for sex workers in Oslow"

Hao foreigners hawaezi kuja invest in Kenya? Heartbeat of East Africa?

Charity effing begins at home!

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