Otter Academy

Independent co-educational day and boarding school for wild otters. Est 1848. For admissions email: [email protected]

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Welcome to the twitter feed of @OtterAcademy, an independent school teaching English manners to wild otters since 1848.

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Please don't be alarmed by Vangelis' dad Petros. Otter parents are notoriously pushy and competitive #ChildGenius #controversial

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Good luck to one of @OtterAcademy's finest students, Vangelis, in tonight's #ChildGenius final. Specialist subject: Japanese folklore.

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No matter the temperament of your otter, we pledge to polish it until it sparkles as brightly as these glorious alumni (5/5).

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We can confirm that Esperanto, Teuton, and High Coptic will be taught at the academy next year #FridayFeeling #Linguist #slamdunk

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We have that #FridayFeeling here at @OtterAcademy, and we confirm a full complement of languages will be available to students next year!

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Our otters have also excelled in war. Here's Vice-Admiral Sluicegate from the class of '69, who masterminded the 'Humberside incident' (4/5)

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He's not the only @OtterAcademy alum to have 'crept the boards'. Here's Tarpaulin, one of our class of '93, performing Otter Hamlet. (3/5)

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Our most famous alumus, Tarka (the otter), requires no introduction. Here's a short video of his best work: https://t.co/DDJo5mrfxj (2/5)

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It's #wheretheheckaretheynowFriday at @OtterAcademy, where we take a look at the destinations of some of our highest achieving otters (1/5)

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A lovely picture of three of our students celebrating #alevelresultsday. Regrettably all 3 failed to achieve any A-levels as they're otters.

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We anticipate that by 3rd year, Trenton will correctly be able to use a pudding knife and the @OtterAcademy silver flan spoon. #KNOWLEDGE

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The eagle-eyed alumni among you will notice that Trenton was seated at the grand table of Blopton Hall. Trenton is eating otter biscuits.

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#comingonleapsandbounds: A clip of Trenton, one of our 2nd year students, learning the elegance of table manners in a world of brutes.

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It's #ThrowbackThursday here at @OtterAcademy. We hope you enjoy the words of our current headmaster on the School's founder, Lucius Muscovy

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Otters are reminded on #alevelresultsday to remember their manners and refrain from making a ruckus in rivers/waterways.

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We're very pleased to report that one of our students, Gawain, has achieved a D in Embroidery at A-level, congratulations from @OtterAcademy

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Good luck to all our otters on #alevelresultsday. We're hoping that students will earn the school its first A levels in its history.