It just dawned on me that without his goal against Newcastle we wouldn’t have won the league. Then it struck me that he wears shirt number 23, which coincidentally matches the exact number of days since Arsenal last won the Premier League title.
What a coincidence.
DDG pulled up in a Ferrari F8 Spider, wearing a Chrome Hearts quarter-zip with a matcha in hand, and all of a sudden became sophisticated 😭
"...cheers to success, the stock market skyrocketing, and becoming black superstars..."