I used to think Pringles looked too ordinary to be expensive. In my head, I placed it somewhere between digestive biscuits and shortbread.
Maybe ₦300, maybe ₦800 if it's expensive.
One day, my friend and I stopped at a shop, and I just liked the way the can looked, so I picked one up and started eating while waiting for him to finish shopping so we could pay.
"How much be this one?" I asked casually.
The woman looked up and said "Four thousand five hundred."
I tried to explain "Aunty, honestly, I thought it was biscuit." But she looked at me and said "It is biscuit nau."
That was how I borrowed my first PALM PAY LOAN 💀
I had this roommate in Year 3 who was always giving relationship advice. She told us men don't deserve our apology and was always forming hard girl.
Until she met one guy she fell deeply in love with.
The day he broke up with her, she came back to the room and didn't tell anyone. My other roommate was playing Adele's Someone Like You.
Omo, relationship counselor burst into tears. 😂
We asked her what happened and she said we should please call her man and beg him to take her back.
Another roommate reminded her that she was the same person who told us never to beg a man.
Relationship counselor said, "Abeg, forget that thing. Love na your mate 😂
All of us burst laugh 😆