Max Ouch

Capsuleer, Avanto diplomat, huge nerd, a real unicorn and Ava the Avanto girl's mama (he/him)
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Insta for silly selfies:

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Birth of Ava!

An alliance friend decided to give Avanto a HC edit logo.
Then I happened. Oops.

Sorry not sorry, folks!
She's here to stay! 🥰

[Ukko Pohjolainen @UPohjolainen]

Behold! New chonky Leshak.
Found funny bug with new hangar, but actually i would like this ship be real 😍#eveonline #tweetfleet

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@MattilaHanna Riittääkö yritysjohdon mikrofoni tai ehkäpä kirkon tai urheilustadionin akustiikka, vai pitäisikö valkoisille, keski-ikäisille, lihaa syöville ja autolla ajaville heteromiehille antaa omat erityiset megafonit, että kuulemme heidät lasikaton läpi? #tasaarvo

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@MissingSocials @Tehy_ry @SuPerLiitto @finindustrial @pamliitto @JHLry @duunarit Kyllä meitäkin sentään on, joita kiinnostaa. Asiat muuttuvat eniten, kun niitä lähdetään tekemään yhtenä rintamana.

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Jos tässä ruvetaan lakko-oikeutta murtamaan, @Tehy_ry @SuPerLiitto niin olisiko aika, että me muut laitamme liinat kiinni teidän puolesta? @finindustrial @pamliitto @JHLry @duunarit ja muut?
Kenen meistä työ on pakollista seuraavaksi? 👀
#pakkolaki #pakkotyoelaki

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Did it! 🤩
(And, you know, returned to space from a bit of a break, this was a lovely way to warm up again!)
Now, when can we expect New Eden to get some more shiny colours like these, #eveonline hmmm? 😏

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@_FakeGamerGirl Drinks in the Sims are useless because no-one misbehaves, pees on the neighbour's bed and sleeps with their mother-in-law while juiced. Why have so many bar options when all you get is adult sippy cups?

[Ukko Pohjolainen @UPohjolainen]

Today,we as an Alliance did gifted our beloved leader @Draacan new shiny faction capital, Dagon. CEO of Avanto and new leader of Hole Control Alliance. Today, we hope that when we rage roll wormholes, we found good fight and see it die in glorious battle! #eveonline #tweetfleet

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@_FakeGamerGirl @sydneymacoretta

There is a conspiracy against me! 👀
These two meanies are set out to destroy my sanity with these devilish shell challenges! 👹👻💀😈

Absolute suffering and agony
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#Sims4 #sims #ShowUsYourBuilds

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@_FakeGamerGirl Is this how you fail the Turing test?

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Thanks @_FakeGamerGirl your #FGGshell was less cursed than expected! 😮

I... had fun and felt inspired building this? The shell looked nightmarish for the first five minutes.

For those in the know, yes that is Ava getting a full tan 😂 Perhaps she's preparing for a comeback?!

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@BeansOnLowHeat Thank you!

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Some more Childhood in New Eden with this never before seen piece, watercolor and marker on watercolor paper. This time with a dash of Minmatar pride.
Posted in honor of ongoing GMweek! ❤️

#Eveonline #tweetfleet

Better picture incoming when natural light is available.

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@CCP_Convict Did not even come to mind, honestly. 😅 Kinda missed thst one.

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Some more Childhood in New Eden, watercolor and marker on watercolor paper.
This was originally an entry to an Eve Online art competition. Now re-posted in honor of GMweek.

Better picture incoming when the weather allows natural lighting. 😅

#eveonline #tweetfleet

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

My entry to #gmweekcosplay featuring a photography extension of my art series about childhood in New Eden.
#eveonline #tweetfleet

Some might theoretically remember at least one or two of my paintings on the topic but I'll post a refresher of those separately soon! 🛩️🚀

[EmilyBlueJaye💙 @EmilyBlueJaye]

Fun idea!

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

Played some #eveonline after a bit of a hiatus, whacked a bot, enjoyed the fireworks, had a good time. ✨🎇🎆

I'm hoping to get into playing more again, energy levels could be better but I do love me some Internet spaceships.

#tweetfleet

[Ukko Pohjolainen @UPohjolainen]

2 years of Avanto Madness.
https://t.co/rn2lO5KysY
#Eveonline #tweetfleet

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@HTsero @UPohjolainen @Ashypaws Dunno, man, I am still waiting to see the winner too. 😂 I think they might be having too much fun to remember to post the pictures for the unfortunate folks who are not there.

I participated too, via glorious modern technology, but did not win this time.

[Max Ouch @OuchMax]

@Ashypaws @Zmoik @White0rchidEVE We need an age limit for Avanto. Oh wait, that already exists.
We need an age limit for drinking. Wait, we already have that too.

Maybe we need a Skale limit. Or perhaps, Skale goggles that filter out 75% of the Spudro Spädre he spews.