Ouchnoodle

Human😉
Lover of food🍫🍰🍉.
Plant Mom, wishes everyone would have a plant baby🌱💕.
Abhors discrimination, be it blatant or subtle.

[Ouchnoodle @Ouchnoodle]

Humans have immense capacity for evil. The only "crime" is to be different from the what is the "norm" in that society.
Jew, black, gay...💔 https://t.co/jP1UbVJWDi

[S. Rifai @THE_47th]

I have seen some horrific stuff before, but this could easily be in the top 10...

[Chioma Agwuegbo @ChiomaChuka]

#Nigeria In 2018, a snake swallowed 36m and monkeys stole 70m. A gorilla swallowed 6.8m in 2019, and termites ate 17bn worth of vouchers in 2022. We launched a fake airline, are led by convicts, negotiate with terrorists, and reward criminality.

Satire and shame are dead here.

[Ouchnoodle @Ouchnoodle]

@honeydropz999 🫂🫂🫂🫂

[EstherNeedsAJob♊️♐️ @fluffyBuame]

Hi guys my name is Esther and I need a job, it’s been 6 months since I lost my job & in Sept, I need to pay my fees for sch, I already dropped out once & I don’t want to do dat again. I am looking for a remote EA/operations role pls retweet closed mouth don’t get fed. Thank u🫶🏽

[miji @ethereallangell]

lmao, all the bridgerton men are ran through and end up with virgins but it’s the bisexual one whose season you’re too “woke” to watch 😭😭abeg

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

A feud between a drug dealer and a Cardinal, and you chose the side of the criminal? Omo, some of you are not scared for your future?

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Saddam Hussain broke 2 UN resolutions and the US Execute him

Netanyahu broke 77 UN resolutions and still alive.

Isn’t it strange?

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

Genuinely took a few minutes to make sure the HMO here means a form of Health insurance and not something else. Because as a medical practitioner, this is a severely reckless thing to say.

This likely stemmed from attending to a whole family at once. And so what? Are they there every day? Aren’t we practicing preventive healthcare anymore???

You also don’t know the status of the households and why they chose to utilize their HMO at once. Should they come several times and leave their jobs? Are they not using their money?

I cannot fathom that a Medical Doctor is advocating for the ban of health insurance in a country that has between 3-13% coverage (depending on who you ask).

Not sure why this is boiling my blood so much, but I can nod you for this thing you just said 🤬

[Ouchnoodle @Ouchnoodle]

@ThatPHCBoy And some hospitals will segregate you guys in one corner and only assign the worst possible doctors to you.
The third time the neuro gave me a drug I had expressively stated I was allergic to, I just knew "nope, this doctor will kill me". I left and never went back.

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

The oldest surviving photograph in the world was taken around 1826.

There's a photograph of Oba Nogbaisi, then Oba of Benin taken around 1897.

We have all seen photographs of Bishop Ajayi Crowther, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Obafemi Awolowo ...

Heck there's a photograph of Fela's mum, a woman born in 1900..

YET

There is not ONE genuine photograph of the man who's Nigeria's President from his birth till well after his University days.

A man supposedly born in 1952.

Who is Tinubu?

[bambi🌟 @urbambi_1]

is everybody being fr? do we really think ONE cancelled show in response to lives being lost can be summed up to “you cannot answer xenophobia with xenophobia” ????

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

Let me give you two instances, and as someone in the maritime industry, I’ve seen this firsthand:

Do you know why international-going ships don’t take bunkers (buying HFO—heavy fuel oil or MGO—marine gas oil) from Nigeria when they visit our ports? Instead, they sail to places like Gabon, Ivory Coast, Senegal, or Europe to buy. It’s because when they buy from Nigerian vendors, the fuel is often mixed with water and other liquids just to pad the volume. And this isn’t good for the ship engines.

Now let’s talk about ship chandlers who supply provisions, particularly food. If you order 200kg of garri or goat meat for instance, they’ll bring 150kg and invoice you for 200kg, hoping you won’t bother weighing it because it’s a vessel and time is tight.

This isn’t about de-marketing Nigeria; this is simply the reality of what they do.

[dee (shoko akgae) @gojomonroll]

lesbians wont date bi women bc of a hypothetical man and straight women wont date bi men bc of a hypothetical man like dick truly is so powerful to you ppl

[Ouchnoodle @Ouchnoodle]

@JayJay_Akan We used to get bursaries, FREE OF CHARGE. But they want us to celebrate loans.

[Jay Jay Peter Obi ✪ @JayJay_Akan]

A Loan should be celebrated. Have you lost your mind or what? What level of midiocrity is this?

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​The United Nations has officially declared Gaza a genocide zone, noting that Israel is deliberately targeting children and infants.

​It took a full three years to reach this conclusion.

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

Everyone is still interviewing Hitler three years into the Holocaust

[Onye Nkuzi @cchukudebelu]

How did we fight Apartheid?

Essentially through boycotts.

We did this in the 1970s, and we will do it again.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Nobody has borrowed more money than you.
Nobody has realized more IGR than you

Yet you're telling us that we need glasses to see what you have done with the money?

In a sane clime with sane citizens this man should be doing his second term in kiri kiri or kuje.

[Ouchnoodle @Ouchnoodle]

@UjuAnya I haven't k*lled anyone (yet), so same.

[🧡✨dreamthem✨💙 @gatx_negrx]

Yall need to be much more clear. You don’t want to date a man that has had sex with other men because you think - for some reason - that sex between men is disgusting and dirty and gross etc.

That is homophobic. And there’s some internalized misogyny in there but I digress