Kalani

Nap-time enthusiast. Former Expat. Carbs are my favorite. ✉️[email protected]

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Remember when @Jenna_Marbles lived in leggings and cried into her degree? Now look at us.

[Tobias Ryan @TobiasvRyan]

@ztsamudzi @MinorLits In French they call it "yogurt singing"

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

@a_angeles4 I don’t mind wearing a mask if it keeps randoms from telling me to smile.

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

@a_angeles4 All things plants 🪴🌱🌿

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Is Gen Z getting catfished? #latenightthoughts

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Footsteps in the dark 🔥🔥🔥 #verzuz

[Yan Kung @KungLab]

Are you sad and angry about the surge in anti-Asian violence? Wondering if there’s something anti-racist you can do? One idea: learn how pronounce Asian names! It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just try, and it will make a difference to your Asian friends and people you meet. (1/8)

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

This aged a little too accurately 😞

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Concerts - I miss you.

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Now that Buy U A Drank is back, how do we decide what other songs to revive? I’d like to be on that committee

[BLIMES @blimesbrixton]

you are capable. you have achieved things little you dreamed of. keep going.

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Is it just me or did Girl Scout cookies get smaller?

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

@mvk It was out for about 1:30. Not terrible but too early for bedtime 😆

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Nothing like a power outage to make you appreciate having a Kindle.

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Are we pretending we’re eating & drinking because it’s the holidays or... ? #2020

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

WiFi Gods, please cooperate today🙏🏾@verzuzonline #TooshortvsE40

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

@Tstillambitious @TooShort @E40 Start stretching & hydrating now. It’s been a while since we went this hard.

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

2020 is so disrespectful. Too Short #verzuz after my gym’s BEEN closed 😩 #littlebootiesmatter #shakethatmonkey

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

Where am I from?

Tonight’s #verzuz is all you need to know.

[Kalani @OuestCoast]

@yedoye_ @dionnewarwick So wholesome 😍

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s ok to change your opinions as you learn